Honestly, I don't mind it when people add me, I just have a couple ground rules first. I'm really nice normally, I just get pissed off to no end when you break these rules. Chances are ill get salty, become a total ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, and try to do something creative to get you out of my face. Sorry about that beforehand.

If u make an offer to me on outpost, don't add me before I respond, that really, really pisses me off. It's kinda like saying, "Hey mate, I wanna offer you something, but I wanna waste your time by telling you my offer cuz I'm just that big of a deal..". Just, no... I'm probably a bigger deal than you if you do that.

I accept most adds, but I tend to block accounts that are either Steam level 0, or have no profile picture. If you are one of these things, plz leave a comment on why you are adding me.

If you're a marked scammer, go for it and try to scam me. You'll get another report, go on my wall, and I'll get the satisfaction of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with your mind. Personal satisfaction is by far underrated.

Don't ask me about Lucy. Every now and then I stick a hashtag or whatever in my name in remembrance of her. Don't bring it up, it's just going to make things worse for all of us.

I tend to like rich people. If you have some amount if wealth, I probably won't remove you so we can possibly trade again

I purge my friend list every now and then. If I remove you, just go and re-add me. I'll probably remember who you are.

People that say all that crap like, "RANDOM ADDS ARE WRONG, ICKY, GROSS, STUPUD, AND UGLY LIKE A DIAPER.". I have no problems form random adds with real profiles, I actually met the pocket for my 6s team through a random add. Random adds are underrated.

If u add me, please actually respond to my messages. Don't be that guy who's in game, and tthinks he's too cool to respond. If you're doing a lobby or something somewhat important, that's fine, at least let me know that you're busy

Don't add me to offer completely random ♥♥♥♥ that I probably have no interest in.




Paypal Requirements:
Able to send payment using the friends and family option, or cover the fees manually.
Verified PayPal only
Clean with any kind of steamrep report
Shady or new accounts? IDK