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New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked Feb 28, 2015 @ 2:22pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked Feb 28, 2015 @ 2:59pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2016 @ 1:44pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked May 16, 2021 @ 4:47pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2015 @ 3:20pm

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked May 11, 2021 @ 11:37am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked May 7, 2021 @ 9:51pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2015 @ 10:15am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked May 17, 2021 @ 8:31pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked May 8, 2021 @ 9:56pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked May 18, 2021 @ 9:26am

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked May 17, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Unlocked May 17, 2021 @ 9:23pm

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.
Unlocked May 17, 2021 @ 7:40pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked Feb 21, 2015 @ 7:14pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2015 @ 10:08am

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked May 18, 2021 @ 9:36am

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked May 11, 2021 @ 11:30am

Two Girls, One Stick

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Unlocked May 17, 2021 @ 9:23pm

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked May 17, 2021 @ 3:44pm

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
Unlocked May 16, 2021 @ 4:56pm

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked May 3, 2021 @ 9:34pm

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked May 17, 2021 @ 9:23pm

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked May 16, 2021 @ 5:02pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2015 @ 3:20pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked Feb 28, 2015 @ 2:32pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked Feb 28, 2015 @ 1:52pm

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
Unlocked May 17, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2015 @ 11:35am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked May 11, 2021 @ 11:06am

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Unlocked May 17, 2021 @ 10:20pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked May 17, 2021 @ 9:26pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked May 17, 2021 @ 4:17pm

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.
Unlocked May 18, 2021 @ 11:01am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked May 17, 2021 @ 9:35pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked May 17, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked May 17, 2021 @ 7:57pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2017 @ 11:37am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2017 @ 1:29pm

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked May 17, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked May 17, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.
Unlocked May 19, 2021 @ 12:54pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked May 17, 2021 @ 3:30pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked May 18, 2021 @ 9:29am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked Feb 28, 2015 @ 2:44pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked Feb 28, 2015 @ 1:52pm

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked May 18, 2021 @ 11:16am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked May 11, 2021 @ 11:11am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked May 17, 2021 @ 9:35pm

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
Unlocked May 19, 2021 @ 1:03pm