Recent reviews by god's horniest femboy

Needs more non-permadeath modes and a kick function for the host. Also runs like cheeks even on a 3060ti, ryzen 7 2700 and 32gb of ram on LOW.

I need more.
This series and others like it such as inFamous are some of my favorites of all time that genuinely need more games. Games that stretch their runtime by being FUN and sure you CAN get through the game in probably less than a couple hours, it took me about 15 or so.
I don't really know what it is about these types of games but they just give me hyperfixations like no other.
At first the camera really ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ annoyed me, how controls reverse when the enemy is between you and the camera, which does make sense, although I wish there was an option to always have fixed directional inputs, but I got used to it.

First few weeks was very fun.
Sweats ruined it.
Sweats ruin everything.

Stop putting SBMM in your games or at least give us the option to play without it in a separate queue.

Your mileage may vary, but I managed to unlock all the moves within 4 hours of game time. I played with 1 rank difference matchmaking. The combat is very fluid and you'll constantly be thinking of new ways to combine moves and modifiers in unique ways for every situation. My only problem with this game is once you reach the max rank you can be placed against players who've played THOUSANDS of hours, and will destroy you in seconds. Every match before that is roughly evenly matched. I think a good system in place would be a secondary belt system, taking inspiration from minerals, the more valuable the gem, the higher the rank, but it can also go down, and REQUIRES Black Belt to even participate. It would be intended to place you with similarly matched players. It should never be reset, but being able to win without taking damage and under 30s per round would mean you're the best and almost dead at high round time would mean you're the worst, but you've still at least unlocked the Black belt.
Belts would be classified like Marble I,II,III (Entry rank.)>Ruby 1-3>Amber 1-3>Amethyst 1-3>Jade 1-3>Sapphire 1-3>Opal 1-3>Topaz 1-3>Jasper 1-3>Diamond I
Of course these are just mock up names and probably would be named differently or ordered differently.

tl,dr; game good but players too good for me
add ranked (kinda)

As an edit to my review, after having played more, a ranked system isn't necessary, but I do feel it would help a bit. Now that I've sat myself comfortably into all the tools I can say that if I lose it's my fault.

And as an aside, please! Fix the desktop camera system! The new camera forces you to use LIV, which would be fine if it weren't for LIV's god awful performance. And the legacy camera is great, and doesn't eat performance nearly as bad, but it likes to crash your graphics drivers.
And also, put a button in the settings menu to just open the help page and camera menu, because my headset is setup behind my computer, in such a way that I have to walk around my desk just to open it every time, and I'm sure there are many people who also have this issue.

This all may just be complaining, but they're QOL changes I'd absolutely love to see! And the two buttons I don't think will be that hard to implement, since one just pulls up the webpage, and the other just inputs F10.

Despite the hate, I find it quite fun. The optimization really isn't a problem except for in the WORST fights, it's on low settings and still looks great! I'm on a 1070 ti with a Ryzen 7 2700 and I can even run it on medium without issue. The people who complain are likely the people who have a great GPU but awful CPU and are trying to run the game at 4k144hz on Ultra and not expecting frame drops, so when it loses a single frame they complain. The dialogue has only had two lines that were cringe, but mostly it's fine. The combat is very fun and fluid, although so far it feels like I can't utilize all my powers at once unless I'm spamming and switching like a TAS bot. The DLC items are honestly really bad, they don't fit with the theme, and are way better than any other items you can collect until about 10 hours in. The RGB nails aren't so bad, but they still conflict with the setting. I feel a bit overwhelmed when looking at the map, because of all the chests.

i haTE this game
buy it

no

bag throwing simulator

Better when it was new, the fresh, classic, untainted by children and microtransaction experience is something I'll never forget. Now it's filled with annoying kids and sweatlords that play this game constantly. I also feel like they changed the movement along the way to release where it's not NEARLY as fast-paced, but that might also be because kids are dumb and slow. Gorilla Tag Classic should be an option when you launch the game. No new maps, older versions of existing maps, no cosmetics, and no casual/comp split.

it gave me a good spook but it was real fun, can't wait for Below Zero