they call me the ketchup man
i dont know why
but i have to live with it
otherwise they will lock me
in the dungeon
and i dont want that
the dungeon is a scary place
the feet gremlins live there
and I dislike the gremlins
they took my wife and kids
and kicked me out of my house
i had to move back into my
parents house, damn gremlins
then the hand fairy showed up and
touched me, next day the mcdonalds
man gave me mayonaise so i
made a mayo bath and invited
the entire forest, noone showed up
i also met the car people
dont tell this anyone, but the car people
are secretly leg gremlins that run people
over and take their legs, they are friends with
the kraken, the kraken eats pets,
everytime you hear squeaking, you
should hide your pets, thats the kraken
looking for pets to steal
the kraken is a scary octopus, its
pretty good with boiled eggs

the end