茉莉雨
 
 
喜欢一个人,就像喜欢富士山。你可以看到它,但是不能搬走它。你有什么方法可以移动一座富士山,回答是,你自己走过去。爱情也如此,逛过就已经足够
谁能凭爱意要富士山私有
流水很清楚惜花这个责任,真的身份不过送运
这趟旅行若算开心,亦是无负这一生,
水点蒸发变作白云,花边飘落下游生根。
淡淡交会过各不留下印。
命运敲定了要这么发生。
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I play fat like a pro 24 MAR a las 2:13 
Today's Scientific Found----------------
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NASA warns !
Do not google Mami Mashiro 茉城真美(茉城まみ)

Do not see her Ins or watch any of her films!
I play fat like a pro 23 MAR a las 7:18 
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Manners Class 101
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Today we have a guest speaker, Bart Simpson to teach us some manners.

For example, whenever greeting someone, don't just say hi!.
Instead, say :" I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?"

When leaving, instead of saying simple words like goodbey!, you should run and yell :" So long, suckers!"
I play fat like a pro 22 MAR a las 7:18 
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It's another Friday!

As your mentor, I need to remind you that

You don't need fun to have alcohol!

And you surely don't need to be on Friday to get drunk!

Get Drunk 24/7!
I play fat like a pro 21 MAR a las 7:13 
Today's Scientific Found----------------
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Study shows
if you like rain, you are most likely to like the rain because its sound can cover the sound of you masturbating.

if you don't like rain, it's because without the sound of the rain, people will hear you touching yourself, and you surely hate that.
I play fat like a pro 19 MAR a las 1:11 
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Did you know that vegetarians or vegans are actually allowed to have pork, lamb, and steak?

As long as it's from a pig, cow ..... that identifies itself as a vegetable,
or artificial meat (trans meat).
I play fat like a pro 18 MAR a las 2:56 
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Welcome back to Logic Class 101
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Since we've proven you are pansexual during our last session.

As your professor, I just wanna tell you that:

Yes, Onlypans does exist.

It is OnlyyF@ns for pansexual.

And I'm fully supportive about your choice