MEU TIO COMPROU UM CARRO

eu uso hack mesmo e sou negro

Até nunca mais seu trapaceiro

Tomou no briocu em mlk

Mater artium necessitas.
[Necessity is the mother of invention].
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As I was going up Punch Card Hill,
Feeling worse and worser,
There I met a C.R.T.
And it drop't me a cursor.

C.R.T., C.R.T.,
Phosphors light on you!
If I had fifty hours a day
I'd spend them all at you.
-- Uncle Colonel's Cursory Rhymes
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Nobody knows what goes between his cold toes and his warm ears.
-- Roy Harper
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Commander: "Looks to me like an illegal salvage operation."

Mal: "It does? That's discouraging."
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They also surf who only stand on waves.
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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The surest way to remain a winner is to win once, and then not play any more.
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Bloom's Seventh Law of Litigation:
The judge's jokes are always funny.
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The people sensible enough to give good advice are usually sensible
enough to give none.

Até semana q vem