Recent reviews by The Impressionist

I've played this game on console, and let me say that it's one of the best experiences I've ever had playing a stealth game ever. However, upon purchasing it on steam and trying to play it on pc for the first time, I've decided to refund it for multiple reasons. Once I tried to launch the game, I was immideiately concerned about how it was going to run. But this shouldn't be an issue, because I've already varified my system's ability to handle it. So I proceeded to pick my difficulty and continue to the introduction to the game. This is where the game went to absolute ♥♥♥♥ for me. I watched the intorduction sequence and was glad to see that the viduals looked pretty good, and that the sequence seemed to run very smoothly. After the helicopter crashes at the beginning, I readied myself to start the first training portion of the game, but as soon as I pressed "W" to move forward, the game straight up crashed. no warning, it just went back to my desktop. I relaunched the game afterwards to see if maybe it was just having a problem the first time. I wasn't going to simply sit through the entire introduction again just to be able to test if it was going to work, so I tried skipping the intro sequence by pressing SPACE twice. It crashed again. It seemed as though the game did not want to be played at all. I LITERALLY could not play the game. No chance to get into the menu, no chance to change the settings, nothing. I did some research, and just my luck, most people have a problem with this game ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ them over. Although for some reason, I couldn't find anyone with my exact same problem. How conveinient. So after doing MORE research, I learned about some patches that needed to be installed with the game...... I don't know why they don't just but these patches in with the installation naturally. I don't know why they can't be more active with fixxing their ♥♥♥♥. But no, apparently they don't care. Anyway, long story short, the updates I had to install had to be installed in order. So I started downloading them one by one, and as soon as I could, I hit "open" on the first file. It opened a little box with a language setting. English by default. And I let the download proceed. I thought I was finally going to fix my problem..... BUT... as always, everything and it's dog has to ♥♥♥♥ me over. The download had failed to go through. Said it couldn't find a downloaded version of the game. It said it had to have the earlier version of the game in order to install the patch. That's when I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lost my ♥♥♥♥. I said ♥♥♥♥ this. I've been at this for 3 hours. The game just will not be played. I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sick of wasting my time trying to fix a damned game, that doesn't want to be played. I'm done.

Fix your damn game. It keeps logging me out for no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ reason. Lats time this happened, I was playing with my friends and we were winning, then out of the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ blue, everything freezes, I'm still walking around looking at the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ happening in front of me, then when evrything unfreezes, I go back to my business shooting people, then I just stop moving and get disconnected. It tells me I have to sign back in, so I use my profile name and my pasword to log in, but it doesn't accept it. I stop banging my head against the wall just long enought to try a different username it might have gotten confused with cince I logged in through google. But that doesn't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ work either. So me being in the unfathamable fit of rage I'm currently typing to you from, I grow a pair and log out of the game and start it up again. Everything works fine. I'm sick of having to restart the damn game to get it to work, and I'd be a lot less ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ angry if this could please, for the love of all that is sacred, fix this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bug befor more people like me start showing up telling you to fix this thing. I know the game isn't finnished yet, but this is an imediate problem that must be eraticated as soon as humanly capable. Please consider that some people actually want to play this game. Overwatch ripoff or not, it's a good game, it just has too many problems. So please for the love of god, fix this damn bug.