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31 of 50 (62%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked Oct 24, 2020 @ 10:04am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked Oct 24, 2020 @ 10:37am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked Oct 27, 2020 @ 5:43am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2020 @ 5:58am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked Oct 27, 2020 @ 4:58am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked Oct 24, 2020 @ 10:35am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2020 @ 1:43pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2020 @ 5:58am

Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2020 @ 5:48am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2020 @ 5:58am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2020 @ 5:58am

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2020 @ 5:58am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2020 @ 5:58am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2020 @ 5:58am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2020 @ 12:48pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2020 @ 3:51am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2020 @ 5:58am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked Oct 20, 2020 @ 1:33pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked Oct 27, 2020 @ 5:05am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2020 @ 3:09am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2020 @ 3:39am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2020 @ 5:17am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2020 @ 5:48am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2020 @ 5:58am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2020 @ 5:17am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2020 @ 5:58am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2020 @ 5:54am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked Oct 24, 2020 @ 10:16am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked Oct 24, 2020 @ 9:48am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked Oct 24, 2020 @ 9:35am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked Oct 28, 2020 @ 4:07am



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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