Recent reviews by Gloobgott Schnibbletish

THERES A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GRAPPLING HOOK?!?!?!? i beat the game without it. i didn't look at the trailer or anything before playing had a blind experience on expert. i was wondering what was behind that one locked door i didn't go thru. anyway the game is alright. could be a fun speed run game doesn't take long to beat.

Firstly this game is really good, ill admit the art style might not be for everyone( I personally like it), its like a mix of early 90s point and click dos games and playstation 1 3D games.

The game plays like one of those fever dreams you had as a kid where you would fly around a vast open area running away from monsters because you stayed up and watched "The Langoliers"(just me?). Movement is smooth and addicting, with some practice you will be flying at mach 10.

There is allot of content in DREAMWILD. I have gotten all the achievements and yet there still is more game for me to experience, and a big content update is coming soon(tm).

The music and sound designee is great, it gives you that trance dreamlike feel.

There are multiple weapons for you to find, each one either complements your movement or sword.

The sword btw is probably THE best sword ever put into a video game. it shoots a projectile when above 5 hp and hitting airshots on eyeballs or any other flying monster for that matter are super satisfying.

THIS GAME BLOWS FAT YOGO MAMA CHUNKS, THIS GAME SUCKS DONKEY HEHA POTBELLY SLOP, THIS GAME EATS MAC-A-LOAD OF SEWER WATER, SLURPIN ON MILK STAINS FROM AN UNWASHED RUG, DIGESTING THE CURLED GROUND WATER SUPPLIED FROM THE CRACKS IN THE BASEMENT, LIQUID BOWL MOVEMENT, BITING ON THE CLAY BRICKS OUT OF THE STOVE!

game is ass and dead, movement feels like ♥♥♥♥, guns are interesting, I like the art style a lot

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ AMAZING GAME ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I just now completed act 1 on violent, can't wait for act 2 to come out. This game is hard as hell. Movement is amazing you can dodge, dash, ground pound, wall jump, super jump, and run of course. The guns feel great to use, with all of them having multiple alternate fires. Low on health, what did you expect med kits? No your a machine that runs on blood, kill things and get health back. The enemies aren't bullet sponges, but they aren't easy to kill ether, if your good at moving you can dodge or parry most attacks, and each enemy is different from one another you will be able to scan a room an know witch ones you need to pick off first, ones you keep alive in case you need health, and the ones you leave for last, forcing you to make split second decisions on how to move around a room to make sure every thing dies before you do.

The best game ever holy ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥, i started modding for this game and from a modding stand point its really easy to get started compared to most other games. i was first exposed to doom when i was a wee lad about 3 playin doom on my dads win98 pc that thing is old as hell and still runs. deathmatch is great and even better when your friend makes maps for doom. 10/10!!!

this game is amzing and i am typing this at 1:40 am. don't wach youtubers play this game it will spoil the expereanc. 10/10