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"I, EvaX, humbly submit a toast to Nicholas Alexander for successfully managing to pirate Warcraft III so that he may play Defense of The Ancients. Congratulations Nick, enjoy your DoTA. *sips* Ahhh!" ~YandereDev

"Our lord and savior -1/12" ~r/mathmemes

"Push me and then just touch me till I can get my satisfaction" ~Satisfaction

"Software is like sex: It's better when it's free" ~Linus Torvalds

"You want a dwarf? There's your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dwarf. You want some better graphics? ♥♥♥♥ you. Dwarves can do lots of stuff. Like digging. Can you dig? Hell no. Play Dwarf Fortress." ~TvTropes

"Sakuya-san is always dignified, beautiful, so cool, that's why." ~341677

"Seriously, I don't know what's wrong with me today!" ~2kliksphilip

"In a hurry to get to work, I rush past the TV. Drive past the arcade. The shore, the dancers. A room of people in jobs they don't care about, wait for me. I start the pointless status meeting - and realize, we have no future." ~A comment in the game Journalière

"What? This cannot be it. This cannot be it. What? What, this cannot be it! This cannot be it!" ~A player playing the game Everlasting Summer
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kair Mar 31, 2022 @ 11:01pm 
Happy <my name here> Fools again! xD
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kair Apr 1, 2021 @ 8:29am 
Happy <my name here> Fools again! :3