TheFallender's Sir Whoopass Achievement Progress

You are no match for me, Billy!

Kill your first Billy Bob

Unlocked Sep 11, 2022 @ 2:17am

I like you...but I have to kill you...

Kill your first Orc Warmaiden

Unlocked Sep 7, 2022 @ 6:24am

Not so hip anymore!

Kill your first Orc Hipster

Unlocked Sep 7, 2022 @ 6:39am

Timber!

Kill the Ent

Unlocked Sep 12, 2022 @ 5:42pm

MLG 360 no scope kill!

Kill your first Orc Noob

Unlocked Sep 7, 2022 @ 6:15am

Slimy... yet satisfying

Kill your first Grumpy Worm

Unlocked Sep 12, 2022 @ 11:23am

You can't stop me, bro!

Kill your first Shotgun Knight

Unlocked Sep 11, 2022 @ 2:12am

A Megapint...?

Drink your very first grog

Unlocked Sep 12, 2022 @ 11:43am

I drink, but I'm not a drunk!

Have three grogs in total

Unlocked Sep 12, 2022 @ 11:43am

Okay... Maybe I'm a bit drunk...

Drink five large grogs at the same time

Unlocked Sep 13, 2022 @ 2:37am

Yeehaw!!!

Live out your cowboy dreams and make a triple-shot

Unlocked Sep 12, 2022 @ 11:39am

You're not so Big anymore, Boi!

Kill Big Boi

Unlocked Sep 12, 2022 @ 1:20pm

Self assessed tax return

Kill your first IRS guy

Unlocked Sep 7, 2022 @ 7:33am

Meetballs, coming up!

Kill a Billy-Goat

Unlocked Sep 7, 2022 @ 7:34am

Bloody Knuckles

Kill a Grenadier with your bare hands

Unlocked Sep 13, 2022 @ 3:44am

You're not going to blow me up!

Kill you first Grenadier

Unlocked Sep 7, 2022 @ 7:17am

Spare Ribs

Kill your first Skelton warrior

Unlocked Sep 11, 2022 @ 2:26am

Honk honk!

Kill the clown in the sewers

Unlocked Sep 7, 2022 @ 7:43am

Grumpy Immortal

Defeat The Immortal

Unlocked Sep 12, 2022 @ 5:58pm

Tastes just like chicken!

Eat your first Garden Gnome

Unlocked Sep 7, 2022 @ 6:14am

Your daily dose of Vitamin C.

Eat 100 Gnomes

Unlocked Sep 12, 2022 @ 10:44am

I'm getting full...

Eat 500 Gnomes

Unlocked Sep 13, 2022 @ 3:01am

Ripe Meat Off The Bone!

Eat your first grilled chicken

Unlocked Sep 12, 2022 @ 11:37am

Scrambled Eggs

Collect at least 100 eggs

Unlocked Sep 12, 2022 @ 5:48pm

Surprise!!

Buy a surpise from Melisande

Unlocked Sep 7, 2022 @ 7:49am

Nerd

Read a book from a bookshelf

Unlocked Sep 7, 2022 @ 6:17am

Free Of Chains

Release all the chains

Unlocked Sep 12, 2022 @ 5:44pm

Make Love not War-Craft a Mistlefoe

Pick up a Mistlefoe

Unlocked Sep 7, 2022 @ 7:18am

Cockadoodledoo!

Find the marvelous Chickenator

Unlocked Sep 7, 2022 @ 7:06am

Are you ready to rumble?

Get your very first lethal weapon

Unlocked Sep 7, 2022 @ 6:14am

I've got the power

Get full strength when Level Up

Unlocked Sep 12, 2022 @ 6:15pm

Catch me if you can

Get full agility when Level Up

Unlocked Sep 12, 2022 @ 6:15pm

I'm feeling lucky!

Get full luck when Level Up

Unlocked Sep 12, 2022 @ 6:15pm

Better safe than sorry - use protection

Get full protection when Level Up

Unlocked Sep 12, 2022 @ 6:16pm

Karaoke king

Make the Bard play another song

Unlocked Sep 7, 2022 @ 7:06am

European karaoke king

Make the Bard play another song while you are drunk

Unlocked Sep 12, 2022 @ 4:08pm

Blurry depth perception

Kill your first Sven-Olof

Unlocked Sep 7, 2022 @ 6:44am

Mushroom soup of the day

Kill your first Fungoid Bob

Unlocked Sep 7, 2022 @ 7:38am

AHHHHHH.....I'M ON FIRE!!!

Catch fire

Unlocked Sep 7, 2022 @ 6:23am

Catch the bus with me!

Blow up yourself and an enemy with a dynamite barrel

Unlocked Sep 7, 2022 @ 7:22am

Butcher

Kill 100 enemies

Unlocked Sep 7, 2022 @ 7:35am

Master Butcher

Kill 500 enemies

Unlocked Sep 12, 2022 @ 11:34am

My name is Whoopass, SIR Whoopass!

Kill 1000 enemies

Unlocked Sep 12, 2022 @ 5:52pm

Pasta Bolognese

Whoop Ass 10 times!

Unlocked Sep 12, 2022 @ 11:34am

Thats disgusting!

Use the stinky outhouse

Unlocked Sep 7, 2022 @ 7:25am

Fire-fighter!

Put out the fire

Unlocked Sep 7, 2022 @ 7:12am

Rolling, Rolling, Rolling

Dodge 20 times

Unlocked Sep 7, 2022 @ 7:42am

I'm going to get a concussion

Dodge 100 times

Unlocked Sep 12, 2022 @ 12:51pm

I want to throw up!

Dodge 500 times

Unlocked Sep 13, 2022 @ 3:35am

Up and down

Jump 20 times

Unlocked Sep 7, 2022 @ 6:41am

My pants squeak when I walk

Jump 100 times

Unlocked Sep 7, 2022 @ 7:28am

I cant stand still!

Jump 500 times

Unlocked Sep 12, 2022 @ 11:07am

No...No...No...that was not meant for you...yet!

Get the Jetpack 2000 by cheating

Unlocked Sep 13, 2022 @ 3:47am

Out of bounds

Visit a place you shouldn't actually visit

Unlocked Sep 13, 2022 @ 2:39am

Another one bites the iron

Kill an enemy using metal bars

Unlocked Sep 11, 2022 @ 2:32am

Haemochromatosis

Kill yourself with metal bars

Unlocked Sep 11, 2022 @ 3:03am

Meat grinder

Get eaten by a shark

Unlocked Sep 7, 2022 @ 7:35am

Hovering around

Find and buy the HoverCraft 2500™

Unlocked Sep 12, 2022 @ 10:50am

That's what cheese said!

Collect your first Wheel of Cheese!

Unlocked Dec 5, 2022 @ 4:59am

Oh, you're up to no gouda!

Collect 5 Wheels of Cheese!

Unlocked Dec 5, 2022 @ 5:13am

Make America Grate Again

Collect 10 Wheels of Cheese

Unlocked Dec 5, 2022 @ 5:24am

You're looking mozzare-hella good!

Collect 25 Wheels of Cheese

Unlocked Dec 6, 2022 @ 2:09am

Fifty Shades of Gruyere

Collect 50 Wheels of Cheese and make Sheo proud!

Unlocked Dec 6, 2022 @ 6:50am

Kleptomaniac

Loot 6 drunken orcs

Unlocked Dec 6, 2022 @ 2:31am

Just wing it!

Beat the first Flappy Knight level in the arcade machine.

Unlocked Dec 5, 2022 @ 6:11am

Ancient Ruins of Stubbed Toes

Complete the dungeon 100%

Unlocked Dec 6, 2022 @ 2:22am

Ancient Ruins of Leaky Roof

Complete the dungeon 100%

Unlocked Dec 5, 2022 @ 5:09am

Ancient Ruins of Chilly Winds

Complete the dungeon 100%

Unlocked Dec 6, 2022 @ 1:58am

Ancient Ruins of Moist Overhangs

Complete the dungeon 100%

Unlocked Dec 5, 2022 @ 5:33am

Ancient Ruins of Empty Echoes

Complete the dungeon 100%

Unlocked Dec 5, 2022 @ 5:25am

Ancient Ruins of Misplaced Belongings

Complete the dungeon 100%

Unlocked Dec 5, 2022 @ 8:31am

Ancient Ruins of Vitamin D Addition

Complete the dungeon 100%

Unlocked Dec 6, 2022 @ 2:16am

Ancient Ruins of Dirty Feet

Complete the dungeon 100%

Unlocked Dec 5, 2022 @ 5:57am

Ancient Ruins of Imperfectly Designed Walls

Complete the dungeon 100%

Unlocked Dec 5, 2022 @ 5:15am

Ancient Ruins of Moldy Ceiling

Complete the dungeon 100%

Unlocked Dec 6, 2022 @ 2:46am

Ancient Ruins of Poor Intrusion Prevention

Complete the dungeon 100%

Unlocked Dec 5, 2022 @ 6:02am

Ancient Ruins of Peekaboo

Complete the dungeon 100%

Unlocked Dec 6, 2022 @ 6:49am

Ancient Ruins of Inadequate Opportunities

Complete the dungeon 100%

Unlocked Dec 6, 2022 @ 2:06am

Ancient Ruins of Stuffed Pantrys

Complete the dungeon 100%

Unlocked Dec 5, 2022 @ 4:59am

Spoiler alert!

Spoil the Bard so he can afford new and fancy clothes.

Unlocked Dec 6, 2022 @ 6:55am

Deal with it

Find a pair of Deal-with-it glasses

Unlocked Aug 27, 2023 @ 3:35pm

Consider it dealt with

Find all 6 pairs of Deal-with-it glasses

Unlocked Aug 27, 2023 @ 4:00pm