Global Gameplay Stats

Sir Whoopass

Global Achievements
 
% of all
players
Total achievements: 82
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96.1%

MLG 360 no scope kill!

Kill your first Orc Noob
94.8%

Tastes just like chicken!

Eat your first Garden Gnome
94.1%

Are you ready to rumble?

Get your very first lethal weapon
90.4%

I like you...but I have to kill you...

Kill your first Orc Warmaiden
89.9%

AHHHHHH.....I'M ON FIRE!!!

Catch fire
89.2%

Not so hip anymore!

Kill your first Orc Hipster
84.9%

Blurry depth perception

Kill your first Sven-Olof
84.6%

Up and down

Jump 20 times
81.9%

Nerd

Read a book from a bookshelf
76.5%

That's what cheese said!

Collect your first Wheel of Cheese!
74.7%

Rolling, Rolling, Rolling

Dodge 20 times
68.6%

Fire-fighter!

Put out the fire
63.0%

You're not going to blow me up!

Kill you first Grenadier
62.4%

Make Love not War-Craft a Mistlefoe

Pick up a Mistlefoe
58.5%

Cockadoodledoo!

Find the marvelous Chickenator
58.2%

Meat grinder

Get eaten by a shark
57.2%

Thats disgusting!

Use the stinky outhouse
54.3%

Mushroom soup of the day

Kill your first Fungoid Bob
54.0%

Oh, you're up to no gouda!

Collect 5 Wheels of Cheese!
53.4%

My pants squeak when I walk

Jump 100 times
52.8%

Spare Ribs

Kill your first Skelton warrior
52.7%

Butcher

Kill 100 enemies
51.3%

Honk honk!

Kill the clown in the sewers
50.5%

Surprise!!

Buy a surpise from Melisande
47.0%

Karaoke king

Make the Bard play another song
46.3%

Self assessed tax return

Kill your first IRS guy
41.6%

You are no match for me, Billy!

Kill your first Billy Bob
40.8%

You can't stop me, bro!

Kill your first Shotgun Knight
35.8%

Meetballs, coming up!

Kill a Billy-Goat
35.6%

Haemochromatosis

Kill yourself with metal bars
34.9%

Pasta Bolognese

Whoop Ass 10 times!
34.9%

Make America Grate Again

Collect 10 Wheels of Cheese
34.7%

I'm going to get a concussion

Dodge 100 times
34.3%

Catch the bus with me!

Blow up yourself and an enemy with a dynamite barrel
31.4%

Another one bites the iron

Kill an enemy using metal bars
30.1%

Ripe Meat Off The Bone!

Eat your first grilled chicken
27.4%

Hovering around

Find and buy the HoverCraft 2500™
25.7%

I cant stand still!

Jump 500 times
24.8%

You're not so Big anymore, Boi!

Kill Big Boi
24.6%

A Megapint...?

Drink your very first grog
23.9%

Your daily dose of Vitamin C.

Eat 100 Gnomes
23.9%

Kleptomaniac

Loot 6 drunken orcs
23.9%

Slimy... yet satisfying

Kill your first Grumpy Worm
20.9%

Just wing it!

Beat the first Flappy Knight level in the arcade machine.
19.3%

Master Butcher

Kill 500 enemies
15.8%

Yeehaw!!!

Live out your cowboy dreams and make a triple-shot
14.3%

Deal with it

Find a pair of Deal-with-it glasses
13.7%

Free Of Chains

Release all the chains
13.4%

Timber!

Kill the Ent
12.9%

Grumpy Immortal

Defeat The Immortal
12.5%

I drink, but I'm not a drunk!

Have three grogs in total
12.5%

You're looking mozzare-hella good!

Collect 25 Wheels of Cheese
12.2%

Ancient Ruins of Dirty Feet

Complete the dungeon 100%
10.0%

My name is Whoopass, SIR Whoopass!

Kill 1000 enemies
8.3%

Scrambled Eggs

Collect at least 100 eggs
8.3%

I want to throw up!

Dodge 500 times
7.8%

Spoiler alert!

Spoil the Bard so he can afford new and fancy clothes.
7.3%

Ancient Ruins of Moist Overhangs

Complete the dungeon 100%
7.2%

Out of bounds

Visit a place you shouldn't actually visit
6.9%

European karaoke king

Make the Bard play another song while you are drunk
6.7%

Ancient Ruins of Stubbed Toes

Complete the dungeon 100%
6.6%

Okay... Maybe I'm a bit drunk...

Drink five large grogs at the same time
5.9%

Ancient Ruins of Stuffed Pantrys

Complete the dungeon 100%
5.9%

Ancient Ruins of Leaky Roof

Complete the dungeon 100%
5.3%

Ancient Ruins of Vitamin D Addition

Complete the dungeon 100%
4.3%

Ancient Ruins of Empty Echoes

Complete the dungeon 100%
4.1%

Ancient Ruins of Imperfectly Designed Walls

Complete the dungeon 100%
4.0%

Ancient Ruins of Misplaced Belongings

Complete the dungeon 100%
3.9%

Fifty Shades of Gruyere

Collect 50 Wheels of Cheese and make Sheo proud!
3.8%

Ancient Ruins of Poor Intrusion Prevention

Complete the dungeon 100%
3.7%

Bloody Knuckles

Kill a Grenadier with your bare hands
3.6%

Ancient Ruins of Moldy Ceiling

Complete the dungeon 100%
3.1%

Ancient Ruins of Chilly Winds

Complete the dungeon 100%
3.0%

Ancient Ruins of Inadequate Opportunities

Complete the dungeon 100%
2.6%

Ancient Ruins of Peekaboo

Complete the dungeon 100%
2.6%

I've got the power

Get full strength when Level Up
2.5%

No...No...No...that was not meant for you...yet!

2.5%

Catch me if you can

Get full agility when Level Up
2.4%

I'm getting full...

Eat 500 Gnomes
2.1%

I'm feeling lucky!

Get full luck when Level Up
2.1%

Better safe than sorry - use protection

Get full protection when Level Up
2.1%

Consider it dealt with

Find all 6 pairs of Deal-with-it glasses