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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Avattu 13.11.2019 klo 14.59

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Avattu 13.11.2019 klo 17.54

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Avattu 15.11.2019 klo 15.21

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Avattu 2.5.2020 klo 13.15

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Avattu 14.11.2019 klo 18.36

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Avattu 1.5.2020 klo 19.25

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Avattu 13.11.2019 klo 18.19

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Avattu 15.11.2019 klo 16.22

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Avattu 15.11.2019 klo 18.28

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Avattu 17.11.2019 klo 13.59

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Avattu 29.2.2020 klo 13.14

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Avattu 4.5.2020 klo 15.29

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Avattu 29.2.2020 klo 12.40

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Avattu 15.11.2019 klo 18.31

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Avattu 5.5.2020 klo 17.05

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Avattu 23.3.2020 klo 11.48

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Avattu 3.5.2020 klo 14.56

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Avattu 14.11.2019 klo 19.34

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Avattu 20.9.2020 klo 15.40

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Avattu 17.11.2019 klo 14.15

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Avattu 20.9.2020 klo 15.16

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Avattu 15.11.2019 klo 16.49

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Avattu 2.5.2020 klo 13.33

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Avattu 1.5.2020 klo 16.42

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Avattu 13.11.2019 klo 19.02

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Avattu 13.11.2019 klo 17.47

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Avattu 23.3.2020 klo 12.03

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Avattu 13.11.2019 klo 18.04

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Avattu 17.11.2019 klo 13.45

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Avattu 29.2.2020 klo 13.17

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Avattu 4.5.2020 klo 15.32

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Avattu 19.9.2020 klo 19.36

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Avattu 15.11.2019 klo 15.21

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Avattu 15.11.2019 klo 17.19

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Avattu 13.11.2019 klo 18.25

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Avattu 17.11.2019 klo 12.20

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Avattu 17.11.2019 klo 14.31

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Avattu 1.5.2020 klo 16.33

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Avattu 5.5.2020 klo 13.40

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Avattu 15.11.2019 klo 16.41

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Avattu 13.11.2019 klo 17.38

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Avattu 13.11.2019 klo 15.00

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Avattu 13.11.2019 klo 17.51

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Avattu 17.11.2019 klo 12.16

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Avattu 13.11.2019 klo 17.43

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Avattu 14.11.2019 klo 19.18

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Avattu 20.9.2020 klo 14.27

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Avattu 15.11.2019 klo 16.46

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Avattu 1.5.2021 klo 11.27

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Avattu 2.5.2020 klo 13.04

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Avattu 1.5.2020 klo 16.58

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Avattu 3.5.2020 klo 16.09

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Avattu 14.11.2019 klo 18.22

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Avattu 13.11.2019 klo 19.10

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Avattu 3.5.2020 klo 15.03

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Avattu 4.5.2020 klo 15.32

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Avattu 5.5.2020 klo 14.45

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Avattu 5.5.2020 klo 16.20

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Avattu 6.5.2020 klo 13.17

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Avattu 9.5.2020 klo 10.45

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Avattu 13.11.2021 klo 11.09

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Avattu 5.5.2020 klo 14.41

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Avattu 5.5.2020 klo 17.02

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Avattu 13.11.2021 klo 10.10

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Avattu 6.5.2020 klo 14.21

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Avattu 9.5.2020 klo 11.04

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Avattu 5.5.2020 klo 16.20

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Avattu 17.11.2019 klo 14.12

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Avattu 13.11.2019 klo 18.20



Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
25 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
0 / 10

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
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