"*cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* This is really no time for games anymore.

"I've gone through time and space so many times I haven't aged like a normal person. Who knows, I might be 1000 years old, or even 10,000 years old. But despite that, I'm still the same kid at heart! Is that funny? It is, isn't it? Does it make you laugh? *cough* *wheeze* Are you laughing at me?!"

"Now do you see?! Now do you understand the sadness Master Porky bears now that he's Godlike?"-Porky Minch