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5:00 AM - Rise
5:02 AM - Piss
5:30 AM - Finish pissing and brush
teeth with activated charcoal (not toothpaste)
5:33 AM - Cold Shower (below freezing temp)
5:33 AM - Step out of shower and shake body like a dog
5:34 AM - Arrive at gym and ingest 700 mg caffeine and eat whole chicken (alive)
5:45 AM - Lift (full body, 40 Sets of 2 half-reps)
7:30 AM - Send a Bomb Threat to a Orphanage
8:00 AM - Clock into shift at my job (the gym)
8:10 AM - Ignore customers and lift (full body, 40 sets of 2 half-reps)
9:55 AM - Clock out of work
10:00 AM - Bomb Orphanage
10:15 AM - Arrive home and speed read Dr. Seuss books
5:00 PM - Dinner (green tea and a pack of cigarettes)
5:30 PM - Listen to ASMR and edge for three hours
8:30 PM - Play chess against the man that lives in my walls
9:00 PM - Fück bitchës (several)
12:00 AM - Go for a midnight run (chasing women)
1:00 AM - Edge for 3 hours
4:00 AM - Boiling hot shower
4:55 AM - Sleep