Playtime past 2 weeks:
0h

View global achievement stats
You must be logged in to compare these stats to your own
45 of 45 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Unbelievably Boring F**k

Say 7 incredibly boring things
Unlocked Nov 29, 2023 @ 8:49am

Hyperstellar Law Official

Say 7 deranged superstar lines
Unlocked Nov 29, 2023 @ 8:49am

The Opener Of The Eighth Seal

Warn them of the coming end 8 times
Unlocked Nov 29, 2023 @ 8:49am

Literally The Sorriest Cop On Earth

Apologize 10 (!!!) times
Unlocked Nov 29, 2023 @ 12:54am

Biggest Communism Builder

Employ critical theory 9 times
Unlocked Nov 28, 2023 @ 5:10am

Truly Rabid "Traditionalist"

Say 10 "traditionalist" things
Unlocked Dec 2, 2023 @ 7:54am

The World's Most Laughable Centrist

Defend the political centre 7 times
Unlocked Nov 28, 2023 @ 5:33am

Baddest Hustler In The Neoliberal Hood

Preach free market for 9 times
Unlocked Nov 28, 2023 @ 5:19am

Expert Advanced Remote Viewer

See beyond the veil 6 times
Unlocked Nov 29, 2023 @ 8:49am

Massive Torque Dork

Yack about machines 4 times
Unlocked Nov 28, 2023 @ 11:11pm

Il Coppo Del'Arte!

Say 5 Art Cop lines
Unlocked Nov 28, 2023 @ 1:35am

The Most Honourable Cop in The Land

Gather 11 honour points
Unlocked Nov 29, 2023 @ 8:24pm

Enemy Of The Physical Realm

Bang up 5 inanimate objects
Unlocked Nov 29, 2023 @ 8:49am

The Lawbringer

Say you're the law 7 times
Unlocked Nov 29, 2023 @ 9:36pm

Baddest Of the Bad Cops

Hit an all time low with Kim
Unlocked Dec 2, 2023 @ 5:54am

Goodest Of The Good Cops

Really get Kim to trust you
Unlocked Nov 28, 2023 @ 9:56pm

Recruit Detective Kim Kitsuragi

Precinct 57's finest
Unlocked Dec 2, 2023 @ 4:00am

Recruit Detective Kuuno de Ruyter

Junior officer material
Unlocked Dec 3, 2023 @ 1:49am

The Figurines Won't Win Her Back

They do nothing
Unlocked Dec 2, 2023 @ 2:14am

Fairweather t-500 Vitreous Enamel

Suit up. Head to toe.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2023 @ 3:36am

Gluten-Free Topping Pie

Next you're cutting out carbs
Unlocked Dec 1, 2023 @ 5:58am

Venture into the HARDCORE

Godspeed
Unlocked Nov 28, 2023 @ 1:07am

True Detective

Finish the game in HARDCORE mode
Unlocked Dec 2, 2023 @ 4:07am

Palerunner

Phase shift for 3 seconds
Unlocked Nov 29, 2023 @ 8:49am

Real Musor

Part cop, all hobo
Unlocked Nov 29, 2023 @ 8:20pm

Avowed Inframaterialist

Don't call it a book club.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2023 @ 1:43am

The Icebreaker

You can still move your face with your fingers.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2023 @ 12:34am

Networthy Individual

Every day you're husslin'...
Unlocked Dec 2, 2023 @ 1:43am

Committee of la Responsabilité

Someone should do something about this.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2023 @ 1:43am

What body?

Solve the case without even inspecting the body.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2023 @ 1:35am

Medal dispenser

Here, just have one, they're free.
Unlocked Dec 1, 2023 @ 7:54am

Hardie's Heroes

Pour one out for social democracy
Unlocked Dec 2, 2023 @ 1:43am

Cause a Shitstorm

You brought this on yourself
Unlocked Dec 1, 2023 @ 7:36am

Leopard Mindset

*This* is the kind of animal you want to be
Unlocked Dec 1, 2023 @ 5:58am

Wheel of Pleasure and Light

Reconstruct a vision from the past
Unlocked Dec 1, 2023 @ 5:58am

Modus: Mullen

It's black-and-white out there
Unlocked Nov 29, 2023 @ 9:05pm

Bother Kim After Hours

He probably won't mind
Unlocked Dec 1, 2023 @ 7:39am

Baddest Brow in Town

Force Kim to reveal his secrets
Unlocked Dec 1, 2023 @ 5:58am

Gurdi-Ball Is Lit

Get your pinball on
Unlocked Nov 29, 2023 @ 8:49am

Get Kim to Wear *The Jacket*

You know which one
Unlocked Dec 2, 2023 @ 4:22am

Spectres of Hope

Glimpse it while you can
Unlocked Dec 2, 2023 @ 8:55pm

Old Flame

Surely, it can be killed with fire
Unlocked Dec 2, 2023 @ 8:55pm

Looks Like Progress

Spinning its wheels
Unlocked Dec 2, 2023 @ 8:55pm

Priceless Facade

Money-smooth streets of gentrification
Unlocked Dec 2, 2023 @ 8:55pm

Now For A Difficult Provenance

Restore all of the hidden photos
Unlocked Dec 2, 2023 @ 8:55pm