SingularAndrew's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 4:33pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked Sep 22, 2018 @ 12:43pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked Nov 7, 2019 @ 7:10pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked Nov 29, 2019 @ 5:25pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked Mar 12, 2018 @ 2:49pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked Sep 22, 2018 @ 1:39pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked Sep 30, 2018 @ 7:23pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked Apr 21, 2019 @ 3:37pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked Nov 23, 2019 @ 1:00pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked Dec 1, 2019 @ 2:28pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked Dec 16, 2019 @ 1:21am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked Dec 1, 2019 @ 2:12pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked Dec 7, 2019 @ 9:45pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked Dec 7, 2019 @ 10:01pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked Nov 5, 2019 @ 7:44pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked Nov 5, 2019 @ 7:47pm

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked Dec 1, 2019 @ 2:31pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked Apr 20, 2019 @ 9:48pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked Apr 4, 2023 @ 7:53pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked Mar 12, 2018 @ 2:34pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked Sep 15, 2018 @ 9:29pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked Feb 22, 2018 @ 8:28pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 4:18pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 6:51pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked May 11 @ 11:10pm

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Unlocked Apr 17, 2023 @ 8:21pm

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Unlocked Mar 31, 2023 @ 3:41pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked Dec 16, 2019 @ 1:24am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked Apr 3, 2023 @ 12:05pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked Apr 5, 2023 @ 11:25am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked Apr 7, 2023 @ 6:10pm

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked Apr 9, 2023 @ 2:38pm

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Unlocked Apr 16, 2023 @ 7:40pm

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked Apr 5, 2023 @ 12:07pm

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Unlocked Apr 16, 2023 @ 7:03pm

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Unlocked Apr 5, 2023 @ 11:19am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

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Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

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Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

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Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

1 / 10

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

6 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

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Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

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And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

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Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

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I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

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