Recent reviews by Foawkx

pure trash "0/10, didn't even try"-IGN
and a personal ♥♥♥♥ you to my friend SourCrouth who bought this for me

Easily sp00kiest game of 2014. Voice acting is superb. Graphics challenge other big games such as GTA V and the Call of Duty Franchise. The ghosts are so sp00ky i had to play with lights on. Scariest game of my life. It was ok. 10/10

Jazzpunk is a masterpiece. Short and witty, great fun, original concept. This game is one of the greatest ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ games ever, there I said it. Jazzpunk 11/10 would cook pigeons and steal soviet info again

Promotes friendship, leaving your friends to their demise, and buckling pants. 11/10

CONS: Staff on servers are coke addicts
"RDM" and "Dude i'm calling the admin" are always heard
You get banned alot

PROS: You can shoot the staff and kids
You can spawn babies
On one server you can be Hitler
11/10 would play again

Goat simulator is not just a game or 'simplistic joke'. It's a modern innovation for future goat faring technology. I've been suffering with depression and a certain void that cannot be filled by anything. But one day, i saw it. My heart skipped a beat as i realized the wait was over. My dream to become a goat... became a reality. Goat simulator helped me achieve enlightenment and realize my inner self as a Goat.

666/10 would develop again.