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You Call Those Lyrics?

Get fired and feel bad about it.
Unlocked Dec 4, 2020 @ 3:24pm

Set Phasers to Snoop

Immediately start doing what you said you wouldn’t.
Unlocked Dec 4, 2020 @ 3:40pm

I Love the Cuttleboys

Pay tribute to the greatest band of all time.
Unlocked Dec 4, 2020 @ 3:48pm

Hook, Line and Sinker

Behold! My stuff!
Unlocked Dec 4, 2020 @ 4:22pm

THE CHOWDER BITES BACK

Crack down on crime!
Unlocked Dec 4, 2020 @ 4:33pm

Oh Snap, It’s Bobby Blob!

Remember? From the hallway scene?
Unlocked Dec 4, 2020 @ 4:39pm

Making Frank Proud

You literally just killed a guy. You monster.
Unlocked Dec 4, 2020 @ 4:45pm

Dog Ending

So it was all your work!
Unlocked Dec 4, 2020 @ 4:49pm

Paragon Ending

I’m Clam Man, and this is my favorite ending in the game.
Unlocked Dec 4, 2020 @ 4:46pm

Sweet Clam Man

Abuse a jellyfish.
Unlocked Dec 4, 2020 @ 3:01pm

WATCH OUT

Oh no! He can’t hear us! He has earpods in!
Unlocked Dec 4, 2020 @ 4:38pm

Promise Nothing, Deliver Less

Go get your money back, you jobber.
Unlocked Dec 4, 2020 @ 4:19pm

Service-Minded

The customer is always right. And annoying.
Unlocked Dec 4, 2020 @ 3:05pm

Huge, Steaming Bowl Of Foreshadowing

Because that's great writing.
Unlocked Dec 4, 2020 @ 3:08pm

Handling The Crack

Don't worry, it's perfectly Safe.
Unlocked Dec 4, 2020 @ 4:10pm