“I am not in danger. I am the danger! A guy opens his door and gets shot and you think that of me? No... I am the one who knocks."
BrBa

"I just wanted to piss you off before I kill you."
Grand Theft Auto: Vice City

"Do you know what's funny? Do you know what really makes me laugh? I used to think that my life was a tragedy, but now I realize that it's a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ comedy."
Joker