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Beowulf steam trading card, my beloved
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TimothyTurtle52 Sep 17, 2023 @ 4:08pm 
Truly Beowulf's biggest fan
scrump Aug 10, 2021 @ 10:24pm 
I saw this kid in high school pull out his ♥♥♥♥ in the middle of a sociology exam and scream the first 3 pages of Mein Kampf without fail or stutter in his tone of speech. The sheer vibrational utterance of such a declaration sent shivers in the spines of every student in the classroom and sent the ceiling panels flying in seemingly all directions at once.The teacher proceeded to ♥♥♥♥ their shirt and seize on the ground for roughly 15 minutes. No students chose to help with the overt medical issue, since everyone else was collectively sneezing out mounds of pure unrefined African blood-diamonds. This kid started pissing so hard. Like, broken fire hydrant hard. This dude could single-handedly mow down Civil Rights protesters with his industrial water jet ♥♥♥♥. Like, you would catch this dudes slimy Johnson in an episode of "How It's Made" cutting laser-precise panels of titanium sheet metal. Overall, really impressed.
Haystack Aug 10, 2021 @ 10:17pm 
+rep good trade no scam))
Wombotron Feb 17, 2018 @ 7:46pm 
+rep Butterfly Knife:sc_okay: