Never met this man in my life.

Honestly the most trash player I've ever had the misfortune to play with. Firstly, he kept trying to get me to marry his cat? And, secondly, he just keeps talking about how good his aim was in this thing called "CS 1.6" ? idk wtf that trash is, I'm guessing it was Apex's alpha? but his aim isn't that great anymore and he's hardstuck plat but whenever he plays with me or lower rank he can't seem to carry?...

Please sir, can you put your PC setup in your bio, it's really important to me, How am i meant to be your best friend when you don't even post your setup info wtf man...

I used to roll half a bottle of laxative pills into a Crunch wrap supreme and then leave cow pies on peoples door mats. People in my town installed porch cameras to catch the "Phantom S hitter" they said it couldn't possibly be one man, the hits were too frequent and too large. It had to be a whole gang of city punks coordinating and making planned precision strikes. I felt like a god among lesser beings in my town. Every time i was at the local diner and i overheard someone screaming about the black slop they found on their porch i felt powerful and unstoppable. I became too arrogant, started striking during the day. That's when they caught me and strung me up in the streets and hit me with rocks. I barely escaped with my life and i had to leave town. Now after all these years, I'm in a new town and I behave well enough. But I've got this nagging feeling, the urge is back, and I'm starting to think that my new town is about to experience a storm...

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

Listen here you little fukstick, if you don't fix your ways I swear to god I'll join the Royal Commandos, Spend 5 years training, Complete 5 tours in the worst war zones you could ever imagine, then spend the rest of my life documenting your every move whilst planning my final attacks. Finally, after 50 years of elite training I turn up at your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ little house, knock on your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ little door, and tell you that just read all of that to lose the game, your jaw drops, you start crying, You beg for forgiveness, then boom, outcomes the glock, i shoot off your ♥♥♥♥, gg. p.s azedin is trash +ratio