Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* So I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?" I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
ㅤ* A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
ㅤ* A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed. "Have you any last requests?" asked the prison guard.
"Yes", replied the murderer. "Will you hold my hand?"
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ *snickers*