DukeDamon's Sir Whoopass Achievement Progress

You are no match for me, Billy!

Kill your first Billy Bob

Unlocked Feb 4 @ 11:49am

I like you...but I have to kill you...

Kill your first Orc Warmaiden

Unlocked Feb 3 @ 11:38am

Not so hip anymore!

Kill your first Orc Hipster

Unlocked Feb 3 @ 11:40am

Timber!

Kill the Ent

Unlocked Feb 7 @ 11:36am

MLG 360 no scope kill!

Kill your first Orc Noob

Unlocked Feb 3 @ 11:30am

Slimy... yet satisfying

Kill your first Grumpy Worm

Unlocked Feb 4 @ 12:44pm

You can't stop me, bro!

Kill your first Shotgun Knight

Unlocked Feb 4 @ 12:24pm

A Megapint...?

Drink your very first grog

Unlocked Feb 4 @ 12:51pm

I drink, but I'm not a drunk!

Have three grogs in total

Unlocked Feb 4 @ 12:51pm

Okay... Maybe I'm a bit drunk...

Drink five large grogs at the same time

Unlocked Feb 4 @ 12:51pm

Yeehaw!!!

Live out your cowboy dreams and make a triple-shot

Unlocked Feb 4 @ 12:42pm

You're not so Big anymore, Boi!

Kill Big Boi

Unlocked Feb 4 @ 1:25pm

Self assessed tax return

Kill your first IRS guy

Unlocked Feb 3 @ 11:07pm

Meetballs, coming up!

Kill a Billy-Goat

Unlocked Feb 4 @ 12:49pm

You're not going to blow me up!

Kill you first Grenadier

Unlocked Feb 4 @ 11:47am

Spare Ribs

Kill your first Skelton warrior

Unlocked Feb 3 @ 12:32pm

Honk honk!

Kill the clown in the sewers

Unlocked Feb 3 @ 11:02pm

Grumpy Immortal

Defeat The Immortal

Unlocked Feb 7 @ 12:05pm

Tastes just like chicken!

Eat your first Garden Gnome

Unlocked Feb 3 @ 11:30am

Your daily dose of Vitamin C.

Eat 100 Gnomes

Unlocked Feb 6 @ 8:27pm

Ripe Meat Off The Bone!

Eat your first grilled chicken

Unlocked Feb 6 @ 9:47pm

Surprise!!

Buy a surpise from Melisande

Unlocked Feb 3 @ 12:03pm

Nerd

Read a book from a bookshelf

Unlocked Feb 3 @ 11:32am

Free Of Chains

Release all the chains

Unlocked Feb 7 @ 11:38am

Make Love not War-Craft a Mistlefoe

Pick up a Mistlefoe

Unlocked Feb 3 @ 12:06pm

Cockadoodledoo!

Find the marvelous Chickenator

Unlocked Feb 3 @ 12:22pm

Are you ready to rumble?

Get your very first lethal weapon

Unlocked Feb 3 @ 11:30am

Karaoke king

Make the Bard play another song

Unlocked Feb 3 @ 11:56am

European karaoke king

Make the Bard play another song while you are drunk

Unlocked Feb 7 @ 11:40am

Blurry depth perception

Kill your first Sven-Olof

Unlocked Feb 3 @ 11:45am

Mushroom soup of the day

Kill your first Fungoid Bob

Unlocked Feb 3 @ 11:00pm

AHHHHHH.....I'M ON FIRE!!!

Catch fire

Unlocked Feb 3 @ 11:36am

Catch the bus with me!

Blow up yourself and an enemy with a dynamite barrel

Unlocked Feb 3 @ 12:32pm

Butcher

Kill 100 enemies

Unlocked Feb 3 @ 12:38pm

Master Butcher

Kill 500 enemies

Unlocked Feb 6 @ 9:42pm

Pasta Bolognese

Whoop Ass 10 times!

Unlocked Feb 4 @ 12:27pm

Thats disgusting!

Use the stinky outhouse

Unlocked Feb 3 @ 12:22pm

Fire-fighter!

Put out the fire

Unlocked Feb 3 @ 11:45am

Rolling, Rolling, Rolling

Dodge 20 times

Unlocked Feb 3 @ 11:40am

I'm going to get a concussion

Dodge 100 times

Unlocked Feb 3 @ 12:36pm

I want to throw up!

Dodge 500 times

Unlocked Feb 6 @ 8:29pm

Up and down

Jump 20 times

Unlocked Feb 3 @ 11:48am

My pants squeak when I walk

Jump 100 times

Unlocked Feb 3 @ 12:29pm

I cant stand still!

Jump 500 times

Unlocked Feb 4 @ 12:37pm

Out of bounds

Visit a place you shouldn't actually visit

Unlocked Feb 4 @ 1:30pm

Another one bites the iron

Kill an enemy using metal bars

Unlocked Feb 4 @ 12:27pm

Haemochromatosis

Kill yourself with metal bars

Unlocked Feb 4 @ 12:37pm

Meat grinder

Get eaten by a shark

Unlocked Feb 3 @ 12:08pm

Hovering around

Find and buy the HoverCraft 2500™

Unlocked Feb 4 @ 12:44pm

That's what cheese said!

Collect your first Wheel of Cheese!

Unlocked Feb 3 @ 11:36am

Oh, you're up to no gouda!

Collect 5 Wheels of Cheese!

Unlocked Feb 3 @ 11:49am

Make America Grate Again

Collect 10 Wheels of Cheese

Unlocked Feb 3 @ 12:21pm

You're looking mozzare-hella good!

Collect 25 Wheels of Cheese

Unlocked Feb 4 @ 1:19pm

Fifty Shades of Gruyere

Collect 50 Wheels of Cheese and make Sheo proud!

Unlocked Feb 7 @ 11:25am

Kleptomaniac

Loot 6 drunken orcs

Unlocked Feb 4 @ 12:28pm

Just wing it!

Beat the first Flappy Knight level in the arcade machine.

Unlocked Feb 3 @ 11:13pm

Ancient Ruins of Stubbed Toes

Complete the dungeon 100%

Unlocked Feb 4 @ 12:41pm

Ancient Ruins of Leaky Roof

Complete the dungeon 100%

Unlocked Feb 6 @ 9:05pm

Ancient Ruins of Chilly Winds

Complete the dungeon 100%

Unlocked Feb 7 @ 12:11pm

Ancient Ruins of Moist Overhangs

Complete the dungeon 100%

Unlocked Feb 6 @ 8:28pm

Ancient Ruins of Empty Echoes

Complete the dungeon 100%

Unlocked Feb 8 @ 8:46pm

Ancient Ruins of Misplaced Belongings

Complete the dungeon 100%

Unlocked Feb 6 @ 9:45pm

Ancient Ruins of Vitamin D Addition

Complete the dungeon 100%

Unlocked Feb 7 @ 10:56am

Ancient Ruins of Dirty Feet

Complete the dungeon 100%

Unlocked Feb 4 @ 12:50pm

Ancient Ruins of Moldy Ceiling

Complete the dungeon 100%

Unlocked Feb 7 @ 11:26am

Ancient Ruins of Stuffed Pantrys

Complete the dungeon 100%

Unlocked Feb 6 @ 8:47pm

Spoiler alert!

Spoil the Bard so he can afford new and fancy clothes.

Unlocked Feb 3 @ 11:11pm

Deal with it

Find a pair of Deal-with-it glasses

Unlocked Feb 4 @ 1:01pm

Bloody Knuckles

Kill a Grenadier with your bare hands

I'm getting full...

Eat 500 Gnomes

242 / 500

Scrambled Eggs

Collect at least 100 eggs

45 / 100

I've got the power

Get full strength when Level Up

Catch me if you can

Get full agility when Level Up

I'm feeling lucky!

Get full luck when Level Up

Better safe than sorry - use protection

Get full protection when Level Up

My name is Whoopass, SIR Whoopass!

Kill 1000 enemies

860 / 1,000