Somebody Toucha My Spaghet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Ok, i'm getting REALLY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fed up with all these extra synonyms for penis. I woke up this morning and my friend asked me if i liked ♥♥♥♥ in my mouth. Well, obviously I really like the taste of fried ♥♥♥♥ in my mouth, so i responded to my friend with a proud "yes, I enjoy ♥♥♥♥." After that, ALL of my friends were calling me "A ♥♥♥♥ loving ♥♥♥♥♥" and a "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥" and what not. I then figured out that ♥♥♥♥ is a synonym for penis. What the ♥♥♥♥ is WRONG with you people? I thought ♥♥♥♥ was a male chicken or a rooster, but it's actually just another ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ synonym for penis. Same thing with dongs. Dongs used the stand for the deep resonant sound of a large bell, but now it just stands for a LARGE PENIS. This ♥♥♥♥ is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ RIDICULOUS. I just want to preach how much I love Kentucky Fried ♥♥♥♥ without people calling me a penis lover a ♥♥♥♥ slut.