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From the award-winning independent developer The Behemoth, creators of Alien Hominid HD, now you can experience medieval-style insanity in Castle Crashers.

When i got this game on Steam i knew it was going to be good because of some youtube videos i watched. if you like sending people to get destroyed in wacky positions on their vehicle this is for you. it also allows for competitive gaming with friends trying to beat each others high scores back and forth 10/10.
You can blow **** up! 11/10. No really this game is super fun and i love it. I just wish it had more features like blood, more color, sharing replays with friends, etc. Oh yeah, and more things EXPLODING!!!!!!
For the price that the game offers you, you get a bunch of laughter and sheer joy. It's simplicity is one of the game's strong points. You just launch a vehicle with a ragdoll in it, and he explodes in a million pieces. Horribly wonderful.

GIVE THIS GAME A SHOT! Great "next/current" gen survival game! Has a lot of great promise but a rather steep learning curve if playing alone (similar to Don't Starve), but has a ton of potential for being the next great survival game. Lots of solo and community driven gameplay elements and a pretty immersive world to be in. Not the most "realistic" survival game in existence but it does take a more grounded approach to movement and fatigue (i.e. If you are swimming to long and you run out of stamina you may actually drown just like in real life).

Biggest issues are that it does take a pretty meaty rig to take full advantage of the graphics (seems like a modified Crytek engine) on the highest settings. This game is JUST in early access so I expect to see some of the animations, bugs, and slight clipping issues get resolved over time. I only have about 8ish hours with this game so my review is based on initial impression and overall potential the game has.

Surgeon Simulator used to be my go-to silly, cooperative, party-friendly game. I’m glad to add Goat Simulator to that list.One of the best game ever, and I'm not joking. If you don't like this game, simply you don't understand it. Just play it and become a goat. Best thing ever.Great fun, especially with friends, Goat Simulator is so out there and different to the norm that you can't help but have a good time, and laugh along with it.

Okay.. name me ONE other game that can do half the crazy stuff this game can! Name me ONE! Name a game where you can take a Renamon, nail it to a barrel, turn the barrel into an improvised NASA reject, and launch it into the sky, and then make it explode with a gun from Half Life 2. You can't, can't you? Garry's Mod is ultimately 23,000 games in one, and all you need is a couple old Source games lying around on your hard drive. Simple, isn't it?

In the not-too-distant future, London has been abandoned, a shell of its former self. After a mysterious disaster, the international Crisis and Disaster Agency stepped in to clean up the mess and... theres a Phantom behind me.

10/10... would teabag hurt enemy again.

Portal 2 is a masterpiece, a work of art that you will love for its ingenious story pop-culture, references to logical puzzles and co-op multiplayer. Definitely a candidate for game of the year.
Portal is perfect. Portal 2 is not. It's something better than that. It's human: hot-blooded, silly, poignant, irreverent, base, ingenious and loving. It's never less than a pure video game, but it's often more, and it will no doubt stand as one of the best entertainments in any medium at the end of this year. It's a masterpiece.

10/10