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Novice gravedigger

Buried your first body.
Unlocked May 12 @ 10:44am

Advanced gravedigger

Buried 10 bodies.
Unlocked May 17 @ 8:14am

First slice

Got your first slice of meat. Smells a little strange, but looks like ordinary meat...
Unlocked May 12 @ 10:41am

Sashimi master

Made 30 slices. You've got the perfect size slice pretty much down.
Unlocked Jun 2 @ 1:20pm

His house

Upgraded the church.
Unlocked May 17 @ 8:05am

His mansion

Upgraded the church for the second time.
Unlocked Jun 3 @ 12:12pm

A fish a day!

Caught 6 different types of fish. One fish for every day!
Unlocked May 17 @ 12:46am

Fish collector

Caught 10 different types of fish.
Unlocked May 29 @ 11:43am

Kitchen boy

Cooked 10 different dishes or drinks.
Unlocked May 26 @ 11:10am

Cook

Cooked 20 different dishes or drinks.
Unlocked Jun 2 @ 11:17am

Chef

Cooked 30 different dishes or drinks. You can call yourself a Chef now.
Unlocked Jun 3 @ 10:59am

Dream dinner

Made a gold-star dinner.
Unlocked Jun 9 @ 10:10am

Tastes like home

Ate a fish stick. It reminded you of home...
Unlocked Jun 3 @ 10:34am

Apprentice

Discovered 5 alchemy recipes. You're getting to know how things work in the lab.
Unlocked May 26 @ 8:11am

Alchemist

Discovered 10 alchemy recipes. Just remember, the Philosopher's Stone is a lie.
Unlocked May 30 @ 5:45am

Master alchemist

Discovered 20 alchemy recipes. Now it's time to buy a white van and drive into the desert.
Unlocked Jun 15 @ 8:41am

Not far from the ground

Dungeon level 5 cleared!
Unlocked May 25 @ 5:06am

Scary dungeon depths

Dungeon level 10 cleared!
Unlocked May 29 @ 11:05am

Winemaker

Made a gold-star wine.
Unlocked May 30 @ 9:03am

Old Astrologer

Met Astrologer. He's wise and tired of everything, even life.
Unlocked May 13 @ 11:03am

Charm itself

Met Ms Charm. There's something about this woman that you can't understand.
Unlocked May 12 @ 11:00am

Wealthy merchant

Met Merchant. He's always ready to do business. Except around dinner time.
Unlocked May 14 @ 1:52am

Holy Inquisition

Met the Lord Inquisitor. An unwavering kind of guy. You definitely wouldn't want to be his enemy.
Unlocked May 12 @ 11:37am

Sweetheart Bishop

Met Bishop. His motto - Pray, preach, and look like you won the lottery.
Unlocked May 12 @ 10:45am

Summon a chicken

Snake summoned a chicken. Well... it's a start. Better than nothing.
Unlocked May 24 @ 11:46pm

Side quest

You killed a Vampire Hunter. In life, there are no side quests.
Unlocked Jun 15 @ 2:43am

Simple but stylish

Decorated a Dark Shrine. Looks better than your first apartment!
Unlocked Jun 15 @ 2:33am

Night watch

Got rid of the guardsmen's ambush. Now you are the Witch Hill Keeper too!
Unlocked Jun 9 @ 2:54am

Perfume

Gave some perfume to Ms Charm. It smells nice, and wasn't tested on animals.
Unlocked May 29 @ 2:09pm

Ideal song

Got an Ideal Song from Vagner. Now you know how you'll make a million bucks, once you get back home.
Unlocked Jun 9 @ 10:10am

Graveyard Veggies

Started a company with Merchant. A great name for a successful company!
Unlocked May 17 @ 1:20pm

On every shelf

Your company achieved 5 Fame. When you want quality vegetables -- you go to the graveyard!
Unlocked May 30 @ 6:15am

Even here

Fixed the garden. You'll spend a lot of time here...
Unlocked May 13 @ 10:27am

Stone fence

Built a stone fence around the graveyard. Your graveyard is well protected now.
Unlocked May 25 @ 7:25am

Marble

Got the marble quarry ready. Marble is better than stone.
Unlocked May 16 @ 7:13am

A perfect gift

Gave a skull to Astrologer. A skull makes a nice present indeed!
Unlocked May 13 @ 11:52am

The Mill

Fixed the mill. No further need to grind everything by hand.
Unlocked Jun 9 @ 7:51am

A book with funny pictures

Gave the Necronomicon to Snake. Hope nobody uses it as cookbook!
Unlocked May 29 @ 1:32pm

Bridge builder

Fixed the bridge. Whatever else happens, you'll always be remembered as a great bridge builder!
Unlocked May 14 @ 1:19am

Just green points

Collected 1000 green points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
Unlocked May 24 @ 11:55pm

Just blue points

Collected 1000 blue points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
Unlocked May 25 @ 9:33am

Just red points

Collected 1000 red points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
Unlocked May 16 @ 12:20pm

More green points!

Collected 3000 green points. Ok. Now that's impressive.
Unlocked May 30 @ 9:35am

More blue points!

Collected 3000 blue points. Ok. Now that's impressive.
Unlocked Jun 15 @ 1:05pm

More red points!

Collected 3000 red points. Ok. Now that's impressive.
Unlocked May 25 @ 9:13am

Prodigal father

Helped Astrologer reunite with his family.
Unlocked Jun 15 @ 3:04am

Two brothers

Helped Merchant forgive his brother.
Unlocked Jun 15 @ 7:02am

A father and a son

Helped Snake with his dark ceremony.
Unlocked Jun 15 @ 1:05pm

Shady Snake

Met Snake. He seems dangerous. You get why everybody calls him Snake.
Unlocked May 12 @ 11:16am

Landlord

Bought your first land in the Village. By cheating a sick and helpless old man.
Unlocked May 17 @ 12:39pm

Talking Skull

Built the tavern. Horadric wishes you were dead now.
Unlocked May 25 @ 11:59am

Good skull

Your tavern's quality is 20! Wow!
Unlocked Jun 2 @ 8:07am

Well-known skull

Your tavern's quality is 40! Double Wow!
Unlocked Jun 3 @ 12:00pm

Employee of the month

Yorick became your bartender. For no salary. Slavery? No, he's made of wood!
Unlocked May 25 @ 12:08pm

First party

Threw your first alco-party. The guests remember nothing, but they enjoyed it.
Unlocked Jun 1 @ 2:52am

Open mic

Put on your first Comedy Show. The guests laughed on command, so everything went good.
Unlocked Jun 2 @ 3:03am

Locking up the sun

Put on your first concert. Ms. Charm's fans fell into ecstasy and a brawl broke out.
Unlocked Jun 3 @ 12:00pm

Rat race

Organized your first rat race. The winning rat got a giant piece of cheese, choked on it, and died.
Unlocked Jun 15 @ 8:41am

Forward to the past

Used the archaeological time machine for the first time. And didn't go mad.
Unlocked May 26 @ 6:32am

Witnessed him

Watched the Master being summon. Is that Grace you feel?
Unlocked Jun 2 @ 8:00am

A nation divided

Watched the scene at the Coliseum. Unemployment benefits is everything.
Unlocked Jun 2 @ 10:57am

An unexpected guest

Met marquis Teodoro Jr. An aristocrat in danger - what could be more profitable!
Unlocked May 14 @ 1:37am

Vampires in the Village

A vampire is terrorizing the villagers? Solution: an army of carnivorous bees.
Unlocked May 14 @ 2:06am

The face of the enemy

Exposed the vampire. Time to play Van Helsing!
Unlocked May 30 @ 1:57am

To stop an Ancient Curse

Alaric convinced you to help. Refusal would have been dangerous to your health.
Unlocked May 30 @ 2:04am

One more inquisitor

Met lady Beatrice. Technically, you resisted her charms. But in your imagination...
Unlocked May 30 @ 2:13am

Blood supplier

Brought corpse blood to the vampire. Not very tasty, but better than many popular diets!
Unlocked May 30 @ 2:06am

Vampires are over

Told Horadric the vampire was no more. Oh, if only everyone were so trusting!
Unlocked May 30 @ 2:18am

Mysterious woman

Watched a scene from the past. Nothing is clear but it's quite intriguing...
Unlocked May 30 @ 6:30am

Spirit summoner

Brought some smelly and useless filth into Dungeon, giving all the local ghosts a laugh.
Unlocked Jun 1 @ 12:21pm

Exterminate!

All the ambushes have been cleared out. The Terminator and Rambo would have been proud.
Unlocked Jun 15 @ 10:06am

Revolution begins

It's your last chance to join the workers and peasants. To be more specific, the donkeys and rats.
Unlocked May 17 @ 7:24am

Cook of Revolution

You've helped the revolutionaries. Let's spread donkey communism across the world!
Unlocked May 30 @ 9:18am

Writer of Revolution

You've helped the revolutionaries again. They'll be hard pressed to hang you as a "dirty exploiter".
Unlocked May 30 @ 9:32am

Camp

Now you have your own camp! And hundreds of potential enemies -- in the form of Inquisitors.
Unlocked May 30 @ 1:45am

Developed camp

You've improved your camp. The chances that the refugees will die of starvation got lower.
Unlocked Jun 1 @ 11:17pm

Strengthened camp

You've provided the camp with some fortifications. They look dubious, but the settlers like them.
Unlocked Jun 9 @ 1:51am

Paradise

Your camp is flawless. You should write a guide to camp management!
Unlocked Jun 9 @ 1:50am

Raccoon thyroid stew

The cook has recovered her peace of mind. Now her friends won't avoid obesity and gastritis.
Unlocked May 30 @ 9:03am

More forest thugs

You provided the tanner's son with the bright and happy future of a forest thug. Nice work!
Unlocked Jun 2 @ 8:55am

Strange delivery

Someone had to become the first client of the Donkey Express.
Unlocked May 17 @ 7:19am

A locked ghost from the past

How could someone not be crazy after all this time?
Unlocked May 17 @ 7:47am

A habitable room

Not a 5-star suite, but it will do.
Unlocked May 17 @ 11:55am

A lost stained glass window

It belongs in the church.
Unlocked May 17 @ 11:55am



Shovel master

Buried 50 bodies.

Ichthyologist

Caught 15 types of fish! You know everything about fish. They feel uncomfortable about it...

Brutal fisherman

Caught 200 fish. Your name is used to terrify misbehaving fish larvae.

Gold fish

Got a gold fish. Want to make a wish?

Health care

50 health potions. -- And all of them red!

MacPlayer

There can be only one.

Nothing underneath

Dungeon level 15 cleared!

Golden pumpkin

Harvested a gold-star pumpkin.

Not a hot dog

Sold burgers at the burning ceremony. It's a mystery why you didn't make hotdogs.

Match 3

Collected three dark organs. Three in a row! The Inquisition is going to get a prize!

Best seller

Gave a gold-star book to Astrologer. You should consider writing six more...

Epic skull

Your tavern's quality is 80! Ultra Wow!

Best party

Threw an excellent alco-party. It's time to open the local drunk tank.

Best mic

Put on an excellent Comedy Show. It can't be -- the guests didn't have to be commanded to laugh!

Best concert

Put on an excellent concert. Ms. Charm received a marriage proposal from each male spectator.

Best race

Organized an excellent rat race. Two guests lost everything and drowned themselves.

The show must go on

Organized 15 events. You're a natural-born event manager!

Awkward interrogation

Interrogated vampire Carl, leaving Carl greatly enlightened.

Lesser evil

Lady Beatrice made you an offer you can't refuse. Unless you decide to refuse.

Ideologist of Revolution

You've helped revolutionaries a third time. Who is next in line for General Secretary?

Beheaded horse

You helped the undertaker deal with her dead husband's relatives. The funeral mass is soon.

The first session of curing therapy

Start Euric's treatment.

The second session of curing therapy

Continue Euric's treatment. He says he's feeling better. Probably.

The third session of curing therapy

The treatment is over, but Euric doesn't look so cured.

Dissatisfied villagers

The villagers are unhappy about something. Pray it's not your fault.

Help the villagers

They should be satisfied. At least for now.
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