Thalgreath
Illinois, United States
 
 
Small ♥♥♥♥ Rick: Across the sky I fly so high
Soaring through the clouds quite nigh
Colorful rainbows and a gay guy
He asks "What are you doing here?"
And I reply "I come in peace, no need to fear."
So I fly into his cloud home
A sky fortress the shape of a dome
I sneak into his bedroom and search his drawer
I find a purple crayon, and many more
"Get out!" he shouts with sudden terror
"♥♥♥♥ you! I shout in defiance.
I flew away as he released the lions.
"Phew, that was close," I sigh.
Suddenly I hear, "THE END IS NIGH!"
There was a bright flash of light
As I lost the power of flight
I clutch my crayon close to my heart
As I spiral down to Earth, on top of Wal-Mart
Through the roof I crash
I land in a pile of trash
I pull out my crayon, I'm badly hurt
Shiny purple, it looks
Small ♥♥♥♥ Rick: i giive up
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Kap'n KittenMittens Apr 14 @ 5:25pm 
What the darn-diddily-doodily did you just say about me, you little witcharooney? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Springfield Bible College, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret mission trips in Capital City, and I have over 300 confirmed baptisms. I am trained in the Old Testament and I’m the top converter in the entire church mission group. You are nothing to me but just another heathen. I will cast your sins out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Heaven, mark my diddily-iddilly words. You think you can get away with saying that blasphemy to me over the Internet? Think again, friendarino. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of evangelists across Springfield and your IP is being traced by God right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggorino.
Thalgreath Oct 24, 2022 @ 3:05pm 
you guys just ran away and just so you know we killed the other teams and still extracted with our bounties
Rope Oct 24, 2022 @ 2:32pm 
lol had big balls came for other bounty, bit off more than they could chew and hey .... I wasn't carrying other bounty
Kap'n KittenMittens Dec 8, 2021 @ 7:31am 
Askeladden more like Papi
SkritcherJ Dec 7, 2021 @ 7:57pm 
:TheD::A::TheD::TheD::Y:
Count Crackula Da Crack Killa Oct 17, 2021 @ 11:15am 
I was worried all the copium mines had run dry, that our reckless over-mining of such a precious resource had rendered it lost to time. But here comes our lord and savior Thalgreath, who has managed to make this once limited resource renewable. Thank you sir. Our children will build statues to honor your ingenuity.