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Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started, wait
The earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool
Neanderthals developed tools
We built a wall (we built the pyramids)
Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries
That all started with the big bang! Hey!
Since the dawn of man is really not that long
As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song
A fraction of a second and the elements were made
The bipeds stood up straight, the dinosaurs all met their fate
They tried to leap but they were late
And they all died (they froze their asses off)
The oceans and Pangea, see ya wouldn't wanna be ya
Set in motion by the same big bang!
It all started with the big bang!
BANG!
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you are a beautiful strong black woman
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you are a beautiful strong black woman
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you are a beautiful strong black woman
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If you have more wives than teeth, You may be a Muslim.
If you wipe your butt with your bare hand but consider bacon to be unclean, You may be a Muslim.
If you think vests come in two styles: Bullet-proof and suicide. You may be a Muslim
If you can't think of anyone you haven't declared jihad against, You may be a Muslim.
If you consider television dangerous but routinely carry explosives in your clothing, You may be a Muslim.
If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs, You may be a Muslim.
If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four, You may be a Muslim.
If you find this offensive and don't forward it, You may be a Muslim.
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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are :)