Solidus Lion: dude im installing hl2, give me an entire story summary of hl1
Cleanshot08: dude in a suit give scientists a glowing orange crystal and morgan freeman (who has a ponytail and is late to work) puts it in a spinny thing and everything else starts exploding.
Cleanshot08: then while all the spooky stuff happens and aliens show up, the US army sends in a death squad who try to kill everybody. but morgan freeman (who is also white with no freckles) starts killing the army and then a bunch of ninjas show up and get killed by morgan and he jumps in a portal into the alien world
Cleanshot08: he then proceeds to kill testicle monsters and voldermorts
Cleanshot08: he aborts a giant mind baby by shooting it in the brain with explosive coat hangers
Cleanshot08: then the dude in a suit gives morgan freeman (who now has no job) a job and then the game ends.
Solidus Lion: thnx bae

Eh, I'm just a nobody who has a messed up family. I have a "Don't mess with others if you don't want them messing with you." morality. I can't even count the amount of times that I've just stopped talking to good friends for good. I only ever have a small group of active friends at any given time, and I rarely ever go back to friend's I've lost. I spend most of my free time playing games because life is either just boring or stressful. I guess it's gotten to the point that I have just stopped caring about my personal health. I'm too ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lazy or scared to talk about my problems to anybody but a select few. I would rather be alone than live with the majority of my family, I don't even like most of them. I've never really been religious. I almost constantly feel like I'm not myself. I have very little drive to get things done. And if anybody is even reading this far down, I'm a closet furry who is scared of being judged by the ones I care about. The only reason I've typed any of this is because I'm tired of being the only one who knows but I'm too scared to make is obvious...

I might add more to this but I'm not planning on it.