What do pancakes and parents have in common?
If they're black you have nothing to eat.

How does a black girl tell if she's pregnant?
When she pulls out the tampon and the cotton is already picked.

What do you call a barn full of black people?
Antique farming equipment

How does a black woman fight crime?
Abortion

What is the difference between black people and tyres?
When you put chains on a tyre it doesn't sing blues.

Whats the likeness between a black guy and a bicycle?
They both dont work without a chain.