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Unbelievably Boring F**k

Say 7 incredibly boring things
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 6:15am

Hyperstellar Law Official

Say 7 deranged superstar lines
Unlocked Jan 5, 2022 @ 10:07am

The Opener Of The Eighth Seal

Warn them of the coming end 8 times
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 12:50pm

Literally The Sorriest Cop On Earth

Apologize 10 (!!!) times
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 11:26am

Biggest Communism Builder

Employ critical theory 9 times
Unlocked Jan 3, 2022 @ 2:32pm

Truly Rabid "Traditionalist"

Say 10 "traditionalist" things
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 2:59pm

The World's Most Laughable Centrist

Defend the political centre 7 times
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 4:28am

Baddest Hustler In The Neoliberal Hood

Preach free market for 9 times
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 10:45am

Expert Advanced Remote Viewer

See beyond the veil 6 times
Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 5:47am

Massive Torque Dork

Yack about machines 4 times
Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 4:48am

Il Coppo Del'Arte!

Say 5 Art Cop lines
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 6:15am

The Most Honourable Cop in The Land

Gather 11 honour points
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 12:41pm

Enemy Of The Physical Realm

Bang up 5 inanimate objects
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 5:22am

The Lawbringer

Say you're the law 7 times
Unlocked Jan 5, 2022 @ 10:21am

Baddest Of the Bad Cops

Hit an all time low with Kim
Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 8:00am

Goodest Of The Good Cops

Really get Kim to trust you
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 9:56am

Recruit Detective Kim Kitsuragi

Precinct 57's finest
Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 7:32am

Recruit Detective Kuuno de Ruyter

Junior officer material
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 1:01pm

The Figurines Won't Win Her Back

They do nothing
Unlocked Jan 8, 2022 @ 5:03am

Fairweather t-500 Vitreous Enamel

Suit up. Head to toe.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 9:36am

Gluten-Free Topping Pie

Next you're cutting out carbs
Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 7:40am

Venture into the HARDCORE

Godspeed
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 3:35am

True Detective

Finish the game in HARDCORE mode
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 1:02pm

Palerunner

Phase shift for 3 seconds
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 7:02am

Real Musor

Part cop, all hobo
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 11:08am

Avowed Inframaterialist

Don't call it a book club.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 9:02am

The Icebreaker

You can still move your face with your fingers.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 5:42am

Networthy Individual

Every day you're husslin'...
Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 7:27am

Committee of la Responsabilité

Someone should do something about this.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 1:20pm

What body?

Solve the case without even inspecting the body.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2022 @ 1:08pm

Medal dispenser

Here, just have one, they're free.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2022 @ 6:58am

Hardie's Heroes

Pour one out for social democracy
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 5:05pm

Cause a Shitstorm

You brought this on yourself
Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 6:38am

Leopard Mindset

*This* is the kind of animal you want to be
Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 6:15am

Wheel of Pleasure and Light

Reconstruct a vision from the past
Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 7:07am

Modus: Mullen

It's black-and-white out there
Unlocked Jan 13, 2022 @ 5:29am

Bother Kim After Hours

He probably won't mind
Unlocked Jan 7, 2022 @ 11:23am

Baddest Brow in Town

Force Kim to reveal his secrets
Unlocked Jan 10, 2022 @ 4:14am

Gurdi-Ball Is Lit

Get your pinball on
Unlocked Jan 6, 2022 @ 2:59pm

Get Kim to Wear *The Jacket*

You know which one
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 9:22am

Spectres of Hope

Glimpse it while you can
Unlocked Mar 22, 2023 @ 1:35pm

Old Flame

Surely, it can be killed with fire
Unlocked Mar 22, 2023 @ 1:39pm

Looks Like Progress

Spinning its wheels
Unlocked Mar 22, 2023 @ 1:42pm

Priceless Facade

Money-smooth streets of gentrification
Unlocked Mar 22, 2023 @ 1:44pm

Now For A Difficult Provenance

Restore all of the hidden photos
Unlocked Mar 22, 2023 @ 1:44pm