an old man with saggy tits and extremely versatile ballsack came gliding through my window at 2 am like a flying squirrel except he was using his flappy ballsack to glide through the air and maneuver himself like no other. he looked at me midair and said "just keep sackin' " like honestly he looked like a creepy aladin with a magic carpet attached to him and considering he was flying around in my room i realized how unsettling it was, despite his kind words about me pursuing a large flappy wind-sail-esque ball sack.

I am Dank Shanker lord of da memes

"Troof is everywhere, but is nowhere."-Dank Shanker
"I got dank in the bank." -Dank Shanker
"Dispenser sappin' mah spy!"-Dank Shanker
"Dank memes can melt steel beams."-Dank Shanker