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Office Sexcapade
Hot Lady: "I'm..." [she licks her lips] "a full-stack developer."

Boss: [he raises his eyebrows] "Well, what does that mean?"

Hot Lady: "It means I'm comfortable doing both front-end and back-end." [she rests an elbow on the table, and begins to twirl a tendril of hair around her index finger] "I'm awfully... useful."

Boss: "How versatile of you." [He leans forward and pushes his laptop away.] "What else can you do?"

Hot Lady: "Oh..." [she pops open the top button of her blouse] "I can do... Other things."

Boss: "Well, darling, you just did something right now."

Hot Lady: "What?"

Boss: "Babe, you just turned my floppy disk into a hard drive."

Hot Lady: "Can I see that drive D:, then, mister?"

Boss: "Well, I'mma give it to 'ya."

Hot Lady: "Just be sure to... safely eject..."
AuroraBorealis Mar 1, 2023 @ 6:09pm 
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Put this on the profile of people who are known/wanted terrorists
that were involved in the September 11th, 2001 attacks.
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Private Doe Jun 5, 2020 @ 7:20pm 
man, that story drew me in
また Feb 17, 2018 @ 3:03pm 
Good photo.
Merp #brokering Mar 6, 2017 @ 5:28pm 
+rep amazing trader
Varosis Nov 8, 2016 @ 10:03am 
im full retarded get it right
Zenithregal Nov 8, 2016 @ 10:00am 
Fight me you half retarded ape