My social studies teacher always wears tight jeans to school, and he has an unfathomably large penis. This makes focusing in class extremely difficult, as it takes up my entire field of view when he’s giving a lecture. How do I solve this problem? I’m for real going to fail this class because he’s constantly pitching a tent, and I can never focus on the class.

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