u smell like potty

You sexually identify as a single, Pringle, ready to mingle. Ever since you were a potato you dreamed of being thin sliced, covered in disgusting oil then heated in a medium oven until reaching climax at the micro second of golden-browness. People bully you, and say things like “what the ♥♥♥♥, you aren’t a Pringle”, but you know deep down they are just jealous of you inner beauty. You have already started hiding in cylinders all day, and now you are improving your crunchiness by regularly burning your sides on the stove. You want guys to respect your natural ability to instantly satisfy low salt carb cravings, and if they don’t they are oppressing you, and they should check their diabetes type. Thank you for being so understanding.

There’s so many ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ haters out there dabbing on my positive ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ vibes

*banned lol

How tf is the word N1GGA band omg

Donald Trump is the most ♥♥♥♥♥ president ever. Name another president that flies gold planes, ♥♥♥♥♥ pornstars, has a younger super model wife, everything he owns is gold, has rap songs about him, talks ♥♥♥♥, hangs out at the playboy mansion, etc. Donald Trump is a REAL ASS ♥♥♥♥♥.
♥♥♥♥♥♥ 4 TRUMP 2020