Tazmanian Opium Merchant
Tom   Sleepy Hollow, New York, United States
 
 
Groovy.
The Box of Who The ♥♥♥♥ Actually Cares
Favorite Quotes:

"Honestly, is it just me, or is the human race, armed with religion, poisoned by prejudice, and absolutely frantic with hatred and fear, galloping pell-mell back to the dark ages?" - Raymond Reddington

"Bought for my boyfriend. The house is no longer filled with gunshots and police sirens. No more military comands followed by loud bangs. No longer do I wake up at 2am from the sound of a hooker's final scream or a tractor trailer truck exploding. There are no more voices of people who are simultaneously in my living room and South Carolina. A+ product. Highly recommended!" - An Amazon review for a headset

"Eating Raisin Bran without sugar tastes like Death." - Voss

"WHAT HAPPENED?! DID HANS SPILL JELLY ON THE GEARBOX!?" - Voss

"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.” - Hunter S. Thompson

"Where did a year of my life go? Well, I'll have to ask the wizard who lives in my mirror about that. He must've stolen it from me when I wasn't looking." - Greg from HTD
firebug Feb 28 @ 8:45am 
over where
low int Feb 1 @ 3:52pm 
over there
Bumble Bae Jan 16, 2023 @ 9:29am 
This stinky boy is mine :slimehappy:
Bumble Bae Jun 15, 2022 @ 12:39pm 
This is mine. :slimehappy:
low int Aug 5, 2021 @ 12:35pm 
you're not a rat anymore you're just a stupid smelly cowboy
low int Jan 14, 2021 @ 7:02pm 
the best rat i know