Listen, we dont cotton to freaks 'round these parts, scram! Weirdo. Oh yeah? I don't polly-cotton to coping tropes, even my own. So why don't you split. Looks like I already did, you're the sad figment of my psyches tragic dividend, you're the un-me, i'm the real me, you wanna-be, me. Kiddo, I was the real me when you were still in my short-pants. Hate to break it to ya, but I wore them first. Me bequeefed thee psychologicalpath hand-me-downs. So you're the one who stained them. Whoever found it, browned it. You'd like me to be you, wouldn't me? But it's too late, you snoze, you loze. You sleeped, you weeped. You nappa, you get slappa. You slumber, a cucumber! You catch up on some zeds, you get outta my heads! You slumber... ham-BURGER idontwannatalkaboutnothingelse ahh. Listen, this psyche is not big enough for two metaphysical seekers. You couldn't seek your way out of a cardboard bag! Yeah, I know, cause it would be an EGG! OOH! This guy might be better than me. You're right, I am better than me. Look buddy, know when you're defeated! Accept your defecation. No thanks, I'm full, cause I eat ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ like you for breakfast. Look at you, you look so superficial, you probably judge things by their physical appearance. Oh yeah? Your mom's so shallow, she probably thinks this quip is about her. You're about as deep as a bowl of soup, and your tongue is about as sharp as a soup spoon! Hey, say what you want about me, but lay off the soup. If you love soup so much, why dont you marry soup? Cause i'm already married, to justice. Yeah? Only a blind girl would marry you. I know everything you're gonna... say. And I know everything you're gonna... don't. Oh yeah? Well, when God was passing out insight, you thought that he said, when God was passing out holy prophets, you thought he said 'oily faucets' cause your soul, has diarrhea, of the mouth, faucet. Are you so dumb, you even answer rethorical questions? I don't know, do you? We can play this game all night.