WELLONTOAST's Sir Whoopass Achievement Progress

You are no match for me, Billy!

Kill your first Billy Bob

Unlocked Jun 17, 2023 @ 4:23am

I like you...but I have to kill you...

Kill your first Orc Warmaiden

Unlocked Jun 17, 2023 @ 1:42am

Not so hip anymore!

Kill your first Orc Hipster

Unlocked Jun 17, 2023 @ 1:45am

Timber!

Kill the Ent

Unlocked Jun 24, 2023 @ 12:16am

MLG 360 no scope kill!

Kill your first Orc Noob

Unlocked Jun 17, 2023 @ 1:34am

Slimy... yet satisfying

Kill your first Grumpy Worm

Unlocked Jun 23, 2023 @ 9:22pm

You can't stop me, bro!

Kill your first Shotgun Knight

Unlocked Jun 17, 2023 @ 4:22am

A Megapint...?

Drink your very first grog

Unlocked Jun 17, 2023 @ 2:23am

I drink, but I'm not a drunk!

Have three grogs in total

Unlocked Jun 17, 2023 @ 2:23am

Okay... Maybe I'm a bit drunk...

Drink five large grogs at the same time

Unlocked Jun 17, 2023 @ 2:23am

Yeehaw!!!

Live out your cowboy dreams and make a triple-shot

Unlocked Jun 24, 2023 @ 12:48am

You're not so Big anymore, Boi!

Kill Big Boi

Unlocked Jun 18, 2023 @ 4:02am

Self assessed tax return

Kill your first IRS guy

Unlocked Jun 17, 2023 @ 3:14am

Meetballs, coming up!

Kill a Billy-Goat

Unlocked Jun 17, 2023 @ 4:29am

Bloody Knuckles

Kill a Grenadier with your bare hands

Unlocked Jun 24, 2023 @ 2:07am

You're not going to blow me up!

Kill you first Grenadier

Unlocked Jun 17, 2023 @ 2:33am

Spare Ribs

Kill your first Skelton warrior

Unlocked Jun 17, 2023 @ 3:11am

Honk honk!

Kill the clown in the sewers

Unlocked Jun 17, 2023 @ 2:55am

Grumpy Immortal

Defeat The Immortal

Unlocked Jun 24, 2023 @ 12:56am

Tastes just like chicken!

Eat your first Garden Gnome

Unlocked Jun 17, 2023 @ 1:34am

Your daily dose of Vitamin C.

Eat 100 Gnomes

Unlocked Jun 18, 2023 @ 3:27am

I'm getting full...

Eat 500 Gnomes

Unlocked Jun 24, 2023 @ 2:39am

Ripe Meat Off The Bone!

Eat your first grilled chicken

Unlocked Jun 18, 2023 @ 4:12am

Scrambled Eggs

Collect at least 100 eggs

Unlocked Jun 18, 2023 @ 2:52am

Surprise!!

Buy a surpise from Melisande

Unlocked Jun 17, 2023 @ 2:25am

Nerd

Read a book from a bookshelf

Unlocked Jun 17, 2023 @ 1:34am

Free Of Chains

Release all the chains

Unlocked Jun 24, 2023 @ 12:18am

Make Love not War-Craft a Mistlefoe

Pick up a Mistlefoe

Unlocked Jun 17, 2023 @ 2:30am

Cockadoodledoo!

Find the marvelous Chickenator

Unlocked Jun 17, 2023 @ 2:25am

Are you ready to rumble?

Get your very first lethal weapon

Unlocked Jun 17, 2023 @ 1:33am

I've got the power

Get full strength when Level Up

Unlocked Jun 24, 2023 @ 2:48am

Catch me if you can

Get full agility when Level Up

Unlocked Jun 24, 2023 @ 3:02am

I'm feeling lucky!

Get full luck when Level Up

Unlocked Jun 23, 2023 @ 11:30pm

Better safe than sorry - use protection

Get full protection when Level Up

Unlocked Jun 24, 2023 @ 3:03am

Karaoke king

Make the Bard play another song

Unlocked Jun 17, 2023 @ 2:23am

European karaoke king

Make the Bard play another song while you are drunk

Unlocked Jun 17, 2023 @ 2:23am

Blurry depth perception

Kill your first Sven-Olof

Unlocked Jun 17, 2023 @ 1:49am

Mushroom soup of the day

Kill your first Fungoid Bob

Unlocked Jun 17, 2023 @ 2:51am

AHHHHHH.....I'M ON FIRE!!!

Catch fire

Unlocked Jun 17, 2023 @ 1:41am

Catch the bus with me!

Blow up yourself and an enemy with a dynamite barrel

Unlocked Jun 17, 2023 @ 2:28am

Butcher

Kill 100 enemies

Unlocked Jun 17, 2023 @ 3:48am

Master Butcher

Kill 500 enemies

Unlocked Jun 23, 2023 @ 8:42pm

My name is Whoopass, SIR Whoopass!

Kill 1000 enemies

Unlocked Jun 24, 2023 @ 12:41am

Pasta Bolognese

Whoop Ass 10 times!

Unlocked Jun 17, 2023 @ 4:56am

Thats disgusting!

Use the stinky outhouse

Unlocked Jun 17, 2023 @ 2:36am

Fire-fighter!

Put out the fire

Unlocked Jun 17, 2023 @ 1:51am

Rolling, Rolling, Rolling

Dodge 20 times

Unlocked Jun 17, 2023 @ 2:52am

I'm going to get a concussion

Dodge 100 times

Unlocked Jun 17, 2023 @ 4:01am

I want to throw up!

Dodge 500 times

Unlocked Jun 24, 2023 @ 2:25am

Up and down

Jump 20 times

Unlocked Jun 17, 2023 @ 1:54am

My pants squeak when I walk

Jump 100 times

Unlocked Jun 17, 2023 @ 2:51am

I cant stand still!

Jump 500 times

Unlocked Jun 18, 2023 @ 3:23am

No...No...No...that was not meant for you...yet!

Get the Jetpack 2000 by cheating

Unlocked Jun 24, 2023 @ 2:54am

Out of bounds

Visit a place you shouldn't actually visit

Unlocked Jun 24, 2023 @ 12:58am

Another one bites the iron

Kill an enemy using metal bars

Unlocked Jun 17, 2023 @ 4:01am

Haemochromatosis

Kill yourself with metal bars

Unlocked Jun 17, 2023 @ 1:31am

Meat grinder

Get eaten by a shark

Unlocked Jun 17, 2023 @ 2:29am

Hovering around

Find and buy the HoverCraft 2500™

Unlocked Jun 23, 2023 @ 9:24pm

That's what cheese said!

Collect your first Wheel of Cheese!

Unlocked Jun 17, 2023 @ 1:39am

Oh, you're up to no gouda!

Collect 5 Wheels of Cheese!

Unlocked Jun 17, 2023 @ 1:54am

Make America Grate Again

Collect 10 Wheels of Cheese

Unlocked Jun 17, 2023 @ 2:41am

You're looking mozzare-hella good!

Collect 25 Wheels of Cheese

Unlocked Jun 18, 2023 @ 3:24am

Fifty Shades of Gruyere

Collect 50 Wheels of Cheese and make Sheo proud!

Unlocked Jun 23, 2023 @ 11:04pm

Kleptomaniac

Loot 6 drunken orcs

Unlocked Jun 17, 2023 @ 4:51am

Just wing it!

Beat the first Flappy Knight level in the arcade machine.

Unlocked Jun 17, 2023 @ 3:31am

Ancient Ruins of Stubbed Toes

Complete the dungeon 100%

Unlocked Jun 18, 2023 @ 2:44am

Ancient Ruins of Leaky Roof

Complete the dungeon 100%

Unlocked Jun 23, 2023 @ 9:02pm

Ancient Ruins of Chilly Winds

Complete the dungeon 100%

Unlocked Jun 23, 2023 @ 10:48pm

Ancient Ruins of Moist Overhangs

Complete the dungeon 100%

Unlocked Jun 23, 2023 @ 8:07pm

Ancient Ruins of Empty Echoes

Complete the dungeon 100%

Unlocked Jun 23, 2023 @ 9:47pm

Ancient Ruins of Misplaced Belongings

Complete the dungeon 100%

Unlocked Jun 23, 2023 @ 11:13pm

Ancient Ruins of Vitamin D Addition

Complete the dungeon 100%

Unlocked Jun 23, 2023 @ 11:23pm

Ancient Ruins of Dirty Feet

Complete the dungeon 100%

Unlocked Jun 18, 2023 @ 3:38am

Ancient Ruins of Imperfectly Designed Walls

Complete the dungeon 100%

Unlocked Jun 24, 2023 @ 1:21am

Ancient Ruins of Moldy Ceiling

Complete the dungeon 100%

Unlocked Jun 23, 2023 @ 11:38pm

Ancient Ruins of Poor Intrusion Prevention

Complete the dungeon 100%

Unlocked Jun 24, 2023 @ 1:39am

Ancient Ruins of Peekaboo

Complete the dungeon 100%

Unlocked Jun 24, 2023 @ 2:16am

Ancient Ruins of Inadequate Opportunities

Complete the dungeon 100%

Unlocked Jun 24, 2023 @ 12:03am

Ancient Ruins of Stuffed Pantrys

Complete the dungeon 100%

Unlocked Jun 24, 2023 @ 1:06am

Spoiler alert!

Spoil the Bard so he can afford new and fancy clothes.

Unlocked Jun 17, 2023 @ 3:32am

Deal with it

Find a pair of Deal-with-it glasses

Unlocked Jun 17, 2023 @ 4:41am

Consider it dealt with

Find all 6 pairs of Deal-with-it glasses

Unlocked Jun 24, 2023 @ 1:57am