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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2016 @ 8:11am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2016 @ 1:11pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2016 @ 12:50pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2020 @ 2:41pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2016 @ 8:38am

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2020 @ 10:26am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2016 @ 8:53am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2016 @ 12:48pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2016 @ 1:52pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2016 @ 3:20pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2016 @ 10:46am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2016 @ 12:04pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2016 @ 3:12pm

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2016 @ 12:55pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2019 @ 1:37pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2020 @ 8:48am

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2019 @ 12:39pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2016 @ 2:21pm

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2020 @ 10:20am

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Unlocked May 1, 2017 @ 4:27am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2020 @ 10:10am

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2020 @ 7:36am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2016 @ 9:51am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Unlocked May 1, 2017 @ 4:22am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2016 @ 2:45pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2020 @ 8:18am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2016 @ 8:15am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2016 @ 2:48pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2016 @ 11:43am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2020 @ 8:32am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2016 @ 2:03pm

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2016 @ 3:06pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2020 @ 4:06pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2020 @ 2:44pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2020 @ 6:52am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2020 @ 2:44pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2020 @ 7:45am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2020 @ 10:31am

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2020 @ 3:23pm

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2020 @ 2:49pm

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2020 @ 7:29am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2016 @ 10:25am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2016 @ 8:55am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2020 @ 3:26pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2016 @ 1:04pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2016 @ 1:11pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2016 @ 9:47am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2020 @ 4:40pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2020 @ 9:59am

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2020 @ 9:19am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2016 @ 3:13pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2020 @ 3:24pm

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Unlocked Dec 2, 2020 @ 7:53am

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2020 @ 4:22pm

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2020 @ 8:31am

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2020 @ 2:08pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2020 @ 1:51pm

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Unlocked Dec 4, 2020 @ 9:52am

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2020 @ 9:39am

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Unlocked Dec 3, 2020 @ 6:08am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2016 @ 3:13pm

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2017 @ 5:08pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2017 @ 2:35pm

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Unlocked May 1, 2017 @ 4:55am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Unlocked Nov 3, 2019 @ 1:46pm

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Unlocked Feb 3, 2021 @ 4:43pm

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2017 @ 4:51pm

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2020 @ 5:12am

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
Unlocked Dec 8, 2020 @ 3:31pm

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Unlocked May 1, 2017 @ 4:17am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Unlocked Dec 11, 2020 @ 4:49pm

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2021 @ 12:18pm

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Unlocked Dec 11, 2020 @ 5:56pm

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Unlocked Feb 3, 2021 @ 4:27pm

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Unlocked Dec 5, 2020 @ 5:46am

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Unlocked Dec 11, 2020 @ 4:33pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2020 @ 4:27pm



Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
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