-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then i ran. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

Please DO NOT announce to the server when you are going to masturbate. This has been a reoccurring issue, and I’m not sure why some people have such under developed social skills that they think that a server full of mostly male strangers would need to know that. No one is going to be impressed and give you a high five (especially considering where that hand has been). I don’t want to add this to the rules, since it would be embarrassing for new users to see that we have a problem with this, but it is going to be enforced as a rule from now on.

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pov: u caught me licking my toes while u were asleep next to me😴😩💦🍑
you: bae what are u doing?🤢

me: omg uhmm i was- there was a bit of poop in my toenail crack and i wanted to get rid of it😔

you: lemme see🤔😏

me: it’s almost gone but i can’t get this last bit out...u wanna,,help?🥺👉🏻👈🏻😏

you: damn babe u could have just said that you’re horny😩

me: no fr i can’t get rid of the poop😩😔

you: alright i’ll help🙄 /pulls out huge tongue and starts licking aggressively

me: thank u but this isn’t even the right toe🙄

you: DO U WANT YOUR TOES LICKED OR NOT?😡

me: well i do but get rid of the poop first, it’s icky 🙄

you: AHHH YOU’RE SOO COMPLICATED AND ANNOYING 👹😡

me: JUST GET RID OF THE POOP

you: /eats all my toes see? no poop left

me:😨

you: good night😴

håller med alan

håller med alan