CRACKED AT FORTNITE

nerd

Hours of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ like this would leave any girl's clap flaps looking like a shot cat, and I was no different! Now, I've taken more poundings than the Somme, but the sight of his balony pony made my clunge gunge weep like Wayne Rooney's ♥♥♥♥ in an OAP home. The mixture of footlong fudge bullet and ♥♥♥♥ snot in my fart valve created the delicious rectoplasm that he was so fond of. The feeling of his ♥♥♥♥ custard leaching down my throat got my fallopian fish stock flowing quicker than a greased weasel ♥♥♥♥. The hammering makes me gush my minge mucus all over his disco stick.

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pretty cool guy