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24 of 50 (48%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked Jan 17, 2015 @ 2:33am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked Jan 17, 2015 @ 3:12am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked Jan 17, 2015 @ 3:17pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked Jan 17, 2015 @ 2:09pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked Jan 16, 2015 @ 3:00pm

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked Feb 1, 2015 @ 9:33am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked Feb 7, 2015 @ 8:54am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked Jan 17, 2015 @ 2:26am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked Feb 7, 2015 @ 8:14am

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked Feb 7, 2015 @ 9:03am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked Jan 16, 2015 @ 3:51pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked Jan 31, 2015 @ 8:45am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked Jan 16, 2015 @ 3:38pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked Jan 17, 2015 @ 2:17pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked Feb 1, 2015 @ 8:26am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked Feb 1, 2015 @ 8:52am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked Feb 1, 2015 @ 5:47am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked Feb 1, 2015 @ 8:21am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked Feb 1, 2015 @ 7:34am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked Feb 1, 2015 @ 9:41am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked Feb 1, 2015 @ 9:11am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked Jan 17, 2015 @ 3:04pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked Jan 31, 2015 @ 9:29am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked Feb 1, 2015 @ 8:03am



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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