So I was in the hospital and I have always wondered what it would be like to inflate a blood pressure cuff around my penis it was amazing as it inflated around my penis I have came so quick in my life and now I am embarrassed about it I did not want to tell anyone but sorry you have to hear this

I have also suck my penis with a hoover/vacuum cleaner it kept sucking so hard until I came all in the hose is this wrong it just kept sucking and sucking more hard every second is this weird

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

+rep, insane player. He just needs to work on his communication, teamplay, pistols, positioning, rifles, coordination, spray, utility, clutching, confidence, aiming, economy management, movement and entries.

+rep very nice and non toxic player :D

NICE PLAYER +REP

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