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"Just barely glorious, but glorious indeed." - Jiraiya


















"You don't have to go stampeding towards the clitoris." -Aristotle


"I'm going to eat you soul, ♥♥♥♥ it out, and use it to smother your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ girlfriend to death." -Death


"Don't mangle the dangle." - Abraham Lincoln

"I love it when you come inside me." - Seamoth

"What ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up person just sneaks into an All American household, pisses on a piece of paper, and then bleeds on it?" - Benjamin Franklin

"Remember how long you’ve been putting this off, how many extensions the gods gave you, and you didn’t use them. At some point you have to recognize what world it is that you belong to; what power rules it and from what source you spring; that there is a limit to the time assigned you, and if you don’t use it to free yourself it will be gone and will never return.

Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you.

Theophrastus is right, and philosophically sound, to say that the sin committed out of pleasure deserves a harsher rebuke than the one committed out of pain. The angry man is more like a victim of wrongdoing, provoked by pain to anger. The other man rushes into wrongdoing on his own, moved to action by desire.

It’s time for daddy dearest to administer some discipline of the sexual variety

Even if you’re going to live three thousand more years, or ten times that, remember: you cannot lose another life than the one you’re living now, or live another one than the one you’re losing. The longest amounts to the same as the shortest. The present is the same for everyone; its loss is the same for everyone; and it should be clear that a brief instant is all that is lost. For you can’t lose either the past or the future; how could you lose what you don’t have? Remember two things: i. that everything has always been the same, and keeps recurring, and it makes no difference whether you see the same things recur in a hundred years or two hundred, or in an infinite period; ii. that the longest-lived and those who will die soonest lose the same thing. The present is all that they can give up, since that is all you have, and what you do not have, you cannot lose. "



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