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New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked Dec 9, 2014 @ 7:18pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked Dec 11, 2014 @ 4:51pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 6:54pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 9:09pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 5:59pm

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2022 @ 4:17pm

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2022 @ 3:00pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2022 @ 2:10pm

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2022 @ 3:32pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 5:05pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 9:10pm

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2022 @ 6:41pm

Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2022 @ 4:12pm

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2022 @ 2:38pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked Dec 9, 2014 @ 7:13pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked Dec 7, 2014 @ 12:33pm

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2022 @ 4:14pm

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2023 @ 12:28pm

Two Girls, One Stick

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2023 @ 8:01pm

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2022 @ 1:22pm

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
Unlocked Nov 8, 2022 @ 4:58pm

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2022 @ 5:18pm

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2022 @ 6:41pm

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2022 @ 3:16pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked Dec 7, 2014 @ 8:46pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2022 @ 12:38pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked Dec 7, 2014 @ 7:55pm

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2022 @ 6:41pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked Dec 9, 2014 @ 7:08pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2022 @ 1:00pm

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2022 @ 3:13pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2022 @ 2:27pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2022 @ 12:39pm

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2023 @ 7:23am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2022 @ 5:16pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2022 @ 3:10pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2022 @ 6:00pm

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2023 @ 1:46pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2022 @ 9:10pm

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2023 @ 7:37pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2022 @ 2:09pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2022 @ 2:41pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked Dec 11, 2014 @ 4:47pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked Dec 9, 2014 @ 6:52pm

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2023 @ 4:08pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked Dec 11, 2014 @ 4:55pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2022 @ 1:19pm

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
Unlocked Sep 18, 2023 @ 7:37pm