I am a 42 year old man in a stable career. Looking for someone who is younger than me. Hopefully 40. I like birdwatching, long walks on the beach and dancing. I live in my mums basement so will have freshly cooked meals at the ready. Pls check out my mixtape.


Shoutout to:

Schnitzel: the chevapi guzzling beast of a demo cousin.

Tantrum: Maccas wifi is default wifi and big tryhard but still lives on.

Manta (account name unknown now for various scamming reasons): The only man i know to flawless every jump map and enrage everyone along the way.

Grau: my steam nickname for him is 1middy, 2 middy, red middy, blue middy. Regular aimboter ;)

Pyroblader: Science is his middle name ♥♥♥♥♥!

TiMe: The real slim shady of aus.

Skyse/ CM: Great support ;) good modivational speaker and good-sh life advice.

Caveman Ben: very good shooter man, yells 'cody' a lot.


Roses are bread
Violets are too
Bread is made of starch
And so are you


Manta: come in and see the good good food guys
saav: that was a good lunch
saav: haha
Manta: pay cash and we'll slash your taxes
Manta: ooooo oooo oo oo oo
saav: stop pls haha
Manta: dun DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN
Manta: PAY CASH AND WE"ll SLASH YOUR ♥♥♥♥ OFF
Manta: OOOO OOOO OO OO OOO
saav: good food guys!!!
saav: ooooo oooo oooo ooo


Resdr : 3 k's a day keep the minorities away. if her age is on the clock she is old enough for the ♥♥♥♥.



mmaaannnn im duh best of da best,
immah shootchu in the head and knock ur head off ur chest,
ehhhh u need to get rid of da rest,
imm puttin u to sleep, ill knock ur head off ur chest,
ehhhh im holding treasur ein the chest,
u gon mess with me ill knock ur head off ur chest,
ehh you better wear ur sundays best,
coz immah lay u in the dirt and knock ur head off ur chest,


Brze bre konjy jedan!!


Skype:
*Loud ass noise in back ground*
Manta: Wtf is that sound?!
Grau: Shnitzel's dong revving up


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Boom shacka lacka here comes the spirit man!!


Aaron after getting a haircut that looks like a piece of toast. he hits me into hole then falls into hole:
saav: u look like toast
saav: toast
saav: dry
saav: no one wants toast
saav: they need thngs with toast
saav: no one wants toast ny itself
saav: no one wants you
saav: at least you fell butter side uo
saav: up
saav: hahahhaa toast
saav: haahahhaha aim happy
saav: ahahjksajhghje
saav: gs]a
saav: jhgjhh
saav: sgahjh
saav: sghah
saav: which bus hit you again?
saav: read^


CM: im not actually playinh
CM: i love ♥♥♥♥


Not me, friends old yt account, great success:
https://www.youtube.com/user/TomahawkUnleashed




Life was good on hotdog stand, for two bugs with food demands.
Had a nice meal one sunny day, they got caught up and swept away.
Into kitchen's where they landed,"We're so hungry, and we're stranded!"
Finding food is quite a mission, other bugs are competition.
Now just one question, dum dum dum du dum.
How do we find our way back home?



(̿▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)̄ MY NAME IS DONG,JAMES DONG (̿▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)̄



*DEAD* Manta.: you think score means skill?



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Roses are red, so are your lips, so sit on my face and wiggle your hips :)

"if my laptop had a soul I would beat it up"

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