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+rep You see, my problem is that even though I love having stuff up my butt, I'm too squeamish to do it myself. Sure, I could always have a girlfriend do it for me, save for the fact I've been experiencing a small dry spell since 2008.
The only time I actually get to experience being penetrated is during a prostate exam. Even though I enjoy these exams, they are some why bittersweet. Sadly, my HMO plan only allows for one exam per year, so I know it will be a long while until I am probed once more. It's like waiting for the next season of Game of Thrones. Really illustrates how in shambles the healthcare system in our country is that in 2017, there's a HMO out there that will only stick fingers in my butt once every twelve months. But I digress.