I'm telling you, this dude is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day and he was buying cases of Redbull and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said, "they help contain my full power so I don't completely $hit on these kids" and then he bunny hopped out the door, if you think you're good at fps games then you've probably never played against this dude before, because he's just that good.

He always tries to play CSGO but never finds a match

Having commited his life to the trade years ago, high readings of deer tiptatude have become a widely recognized sign of the Dankmanks presence.

I love you baby <3

Noice.