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-rep global elite choke

Step 1. Find one of your male friends
Step 2. Jokingly slap them on the ass, it's okay as long as you say no ♥♥♥♥.
Step 3. Invite them to a reclusive spot, make sure it's beautiful, and remember to say no ♥♥♥♥.
Step 4. Once you're there, slowly peel off their pants and underpants, laughing jokingly and saying no ♥♥♥♥
Step 5. Perform fellatio, but it's fine because no ♥♥♥♥
Step 6. Mutual handjobs, but due to the distinct lack of ♥♥♥♥ it's fine
Step 7. After years have passed and your prank has begun to complete, propose to him, and say no ♥♥♥♥ when he accepts.
Step 8. Adopt a child and purchase a home, while affirming that there is still no ♥♥♥♥.
Step 9. Assure a healthy life for your child, loving your child (while affirming that it isn't ♥♥♥♥)
Step 10. You are now on your deathbed with your friend, sitting peacefully, you whisper into his ear...
"It's just a prank, bro..."
Step 11. Die knowing you sure got him good! What a couple of pals

+rep cool dude with a huge penis.

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